river cottage

[chesters1]

is this program real :confused:

in todays he decides to sell ice lollies and produces them in a freezer ,next scene he is WALKING down the road with them ,then gets a lift via motorbike to a traffic jam where he stands at the side of the road in blazing sunshine with them on a tray to slow the traffic his "friend" waves the traffic to a stop and he starts selling (on the weymouth road the LAST thing you want is an ars* stopping you) again the scene changes to the beach where he sells more :confused: i know as you do within seconds of getting an ice lolly from the freezer a rivulet of water is on its way down your arm ,next scene there dividing a wad of money between them (mostly notes)did he get permission to sell them ?, did he bribe the sellors that pay for a licence , did he transport the "foodstuffs" in the proper manner, did the lollies container list the ingrediants ,were the contents volume the same for all?

later he is truffle hunting in an unknown location with a pig in a trailor there are laws to stop pigs being transported whilly nilly :mad:

this program is a con ,he goes on about the limited income of a small holder yet is probably well paid for the series AND his "real" job :confused: this is a spoof program like the bently village one :mad:

[Chris Goddard]

I quite like the program too Chesters1!

 

Chris

[Elton]

Tune in next week, when chesters1 will be discussing the merits of "Sex In The City"....

[chesters1]

having seen "real" sex films since 15 when working behind the Times building in EC4 (we used to swing across a gantry into the building after work and watch the "smuggled" ones that came with "news" items from the continent) as far as i can see from "sex in the city" there isnt any and could easily be veiwed as a kids program

[gilbertron]

i'm not sure sex in the city is supposed to be hardcore porn

[chesters1]

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i'm not sure sex in the city is supposed to be hardcore porn

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it probably is in america , sadly the title should be regulated under the trades description act , its just talk, a quick bit of nudity and nothing else ,it may entertain some but the word "sex" is a laugh as is the whole program ,sheer american rubbish

[chris parker]

What about the one where Hew Fearnley-Whittingthingy collects a bowl of woodlice and then makes them into an omlette for his Asian friend.

 

They actually eat it, at least thats what the camera shows. He says they taste like prawns.

 

:confused:

[poledark]

My Mum always swore that I ate woodlice when I was a kid, I know it was wartime and food was short but why did I always get the woodlice?

 

 

Den

[Keith Finn]

OMIGOD,

He's off again!!

Keith

[Peter M]

Does anyone remember when in cook on the wild side he caught a carp from the Thames in London, then cooked it by strapping it to the enging of his car, before evtually EATING it.