The Last Word

[Apache]

and then the monster awoke!

[ayjay]

However the monster only woke up because it had a raging toothache and it was on a diet anyway so couldn't possibly eat anything for another couple of aeons.

[nursejudy]

He sways his head from side to side,with movements like a snake:

And when you think he's half asleep,he's always wide awake.

judy

[MrWiggly]

Beware the Jabberwock, my son ..

The jaws that bite .. the claws that catch

Beware the JubJub bird . and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch ......

[nursejudy]

Twas brillig,and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

judy

[little onions]

And to think I spent all those years with a Guinness man, when I could have had a Beamish Boy!

[MrWiggly]

Have you seen the boys that come from Beamish ???

 

Not nice !!!

[little onions]

Untrainable???

[nursejudy]

Housetrained?

judy

[MrWiggly]

Naaaaaaa .... Rings in their noses ... and elseware !