Bright Idea

[Nugg]

I have the patent on the silent alarm clock, the lineless fishing reel and a comb with no teeth.

 

[ 20. March 2003, 01:33 AM: Message edited by: Nugg ]

[Paul_D]

My wife and I were walking down the Kurfurstendamm in Berlin once when we stopped to look at a Motorbike parked by the road. I remarked that it was a right hand drive model....How do you know that she asked...??? :confused: :confused:

[RUDD]

I have invented a cheap rectangular bivvy with a ridge along the top. I will call it a tent.

[chesters1]

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chesters ohhh chesterrrrrrrrrrs, WAKE UP you're dreaming again me old mate [[big Grin]]

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i told you i`d be rumbled

i will invent a machine that can turn mp`s "spin" (or lies to the old fashioned) into the truth ,unfortunatly it will be expensive and bulky just the price for the nuclear reactor to power it would be prohibitive as it would have to have the computing power of a small planet to cope with the imput combine this with the "add on" modules the "vicar" the "parish councilor" , the "council office" and the other related modules would mean overload and probable extinction of the human race

 

[ 20. March 2003, 06:57 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[Vagabond]

Would you believe a steam-powered aeroplane ?

 

One was designed by Maxim (same bloke who designed the machine-gun)

 

Did it fly?

 

Briefly

[Nugg]

A watch that will last for a millenium, works just fine, Battery's a killer though.