humph

[tugmistress]

took one of them onto the rocks with us when we went macky bashing a while ago, (the younger of the two) and she loved it! we caught fish, she ran away from them and went swimming lol.

[Socksy Squirrel]

Tugmistress might give you more pocket money if she thought you were sledding to the bus stop in a bin pursued by a bear.

Dye up a couple of the local sheep, fit them with big false teeth, hide your mum's specs and stuff your socks with silage.

Exit, pursued by a baaa

 

[ 18. December 2004, 04:26 AM: Message edited by: Socksy Squirrel ]

[tugmistress]

hey socksy, don't give her any more idea's! she tries to wriggle out of it often enough with her own

The kids have already been out sledging today, we had a lovely snowfall during the night and Karina is still in bed snoring missing it all (yes i am a cruel mum...lol)

[young fishin neep]

ive been awake for the past 20 minutes actually sorting out your birhday pressie mum as its your 38th birthday today

[graylingking]

happy birthday

[Norrie]

Yes Paula....Happy Birthday to You.... santa

[tugmistress]

[Newt]

Well congratulations to you, dear lady.

 

Re: the teen-ager female offspring, a few words of comfort from one who had 'been there, done that'. You will be sorely tried for the next few years to the point that you will fear for your sanity. Interesting experience but one of the main reasons parents seem to age so much. Female children are much more wearing on the nerves than males too. Not that they behave any worse but you just worry more about them.

 

Things do ease off once they approach adulthood and if all goes well, it won't be too many years after that when you have teen-aged grandchildren and you can enjoy the sight of your offspring undergoing the same torture that you once did.

 

Since each child of yours can potentially produce multiple little blessed events, your enjoyment can last for years and years and years.

 

Just make sure you tell your youngsters (and often is best) that your fondest wish is that they be blessed with children who are just like them.

[Guest jay_con]

Many happy returns tugmistress.

[Yakity - Yak - u.k.]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY......Tuggmistress..........If your still sober and can read this

 

Yakity.