humph

[graylingking]

jump in the wheelie bin tie the dogs to the handles off you go if its raining pull the lid down problem solved

[Guest jay_con]

I have the number for childline if it would be any help youngster

[Newt]

LOL - YFL, the more I hear about how your mother treats you, the more I'm sure I'd like her.

[Westie]

Alternatively, ask for a motorised meccanno set and a catapult for Christmas. Create a radio controlled base for the bin, so that you can drive the bin from the comfort of your armchair. As for exercising the dogs, simply get a stash of Bonio dog biscuits and catapult them as far as you can. That way, the dogs get the exercise they require, with a nice little treat to boot.

 

And there's always a chance that you could enter your bin into Robot Wars, provided you arm it first with remote chainsaws and the like. A perfect school project, too. Problems solved.

[Guest jay_con]

LOL westie you sound like some mad scientist/inventor/proffessor type. A bit like doc in back to the future

[young fishin neep]

well for a start the bin would fall over because the roads realy bumpy and usualyy it is realy windy as for the dogs they wouldnt come home but cool idea westie very imaginative

[Norrie]

A really caring mother, would buy you a wee car to get to the end of the road...you then leave it there, and get the bus. I have friends who live on a farm about 3/4 mile from the road, and they bought their kids a banger to get to and from the road end.....

[Socksy Squirrel]

Newt:

Newt:

a bus to school i used to have to walk 4 miles to school in all weathers a bus a bus kids today dont know their born

Pagh - that's nothing. We had to walk 4 miles as well, often thru snow that was arse deep on a giraffe, and it was up hill both ways. Snow was good though since it meant the bears and the snakes had gone into hibernation for the winter.

This is the answer, put a couple of pram wheels on the front and harness up the dogs to the bin. Check out the inside for snakes and large spiders. Climb inside and away you go, if a bear turns up, pull down the lid

 

[ 17. December 2004, 10:46 PM: Message edited by: Socksy Squirrel ]

[young fishin neep]

u wouldnt catch me climbing in a bin any time soon i can tel u that

 

if i dont take the bin down and bring it back up i get money diducted of my pocketmoney which is £10 for 2 weeks

 

[ 17. December 2004, 11:17 PM: Message edited by: young fishin lass ]

[John S]

Westie:

As for exercising the dogs, simply get a stash of Bonio dog biscuits and catapult them as far as you can. That way, the dogs get the exercise they require, with a nice little treat to boot.

You're not my neighbour, are you?