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After i have made love to my wife why do i always smell as if i have caught 500 mackerel ?

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After i have made love to my wife why do i always smell as if i have caught 500 mackerel ?

 

thats for you to find out

Adam Broadley!

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:yeah: OK smartypants answer this if you can! :lol:

Who is Adam Broadley AND Why does he come from Whitby???

 

The answer, my dear FatOldFart, is elementary. The accused is the first-born son of Mr and Mrs Broadley who reside in the fair town of Whitby upon the north eastern coast of England....

 

Huh that's got you stumped hasn't it :wallbash:

 

.... but evidence suggests that he does not play the game of cricket. The bounder.

 

;)

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Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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