Shark Attack

[Vagabond]

Double, nay, triple post - took so long to load that I thought the system had forgotten me!

Edited March 27, 2011 by Vagabond

[chesters1]

suicide ,the porpoise was feeling sad ,you sure that's a shark bite vagabond there's suspicious scales in your beard

Edited March 27, 2011 by chesters1

[Vagabond]

you sure that's a shark bite vagabond there's suspicious scales in your beard

 

Nah, they are from the crocodile cutlets I had for lunch.

[Snatcher]

Looks like a canny sized bite out of Sammy the Seal I wonder what story the "Sun" would generate if I sent them this photo in

 

 

Boat fishing in Luce Bay last summer had this bait chewed by a tope/bull huss

 

John

[Worms]

Looks like a canny sized bite out of Sammy the Seal I wonder what story the "Sun" would generate if I sent them this photo in

 

 

Boat fishing in Luce Bay last summer had this bait chewed by a tope/bull huss

 

John

"700lb tuna 'decimated' by giant shark".

 

Our reporter, Greg Shitehead (assistant knob-end for the AT) watched this giant tuna (usually only seen in tins) savaged by a giant shark that was at least as long as a huge thing. He was so impressed he completely forgot to report the truth and is now in hospital suffering from a 'Queen Mother bone in the throat problem'