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What is a 'true' angler?


Peter Waller

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True angler? a difficult question, but does it matter? When I go fishing I am sure I can smell the river from a mile away! I only get to fish on Sundays. Always aim to be at bankside for 0700hrs. 0200hrs have packed bags and on my way!!! just can't sleep when i know i'm going fishing.

a fish,a fish, my kingdom for a fish

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Dear All,

 

Fenboy said;

 

"Anybody who is bothering to respond on this forum is a true angler... because he or she cares enough to do so."

 

That can't be right in my case Fender's surely?

 

I hate cane rods. Horrible heavy contraptions that even spark and spit like hell when thrown on the back of the fire.

 

I adore light as a feather carbon.

 

I only use centre-pin reels for floatfishing and regard their use for ledgering as angling blasphemy.

 

I think all Mitchell reels are crap. Period.

 

Boilees, contrary to certain "true angler" doctrine, remain the bait of the millennium. Well,.... mine do.

 

I love my buzzers.

 

I fish with two rods. Half a rod when pike fishing as they are daft fish so easy to catch.

 

I wouldn't be seen dead in a full length wax proof barbour coat. Nor any hat from a spagetti western.

 

Don't take a telly with me fishing but have been known to drop in the odd bivy for Coronation.

Street.

 

Hate those ridiculous Kelly Kettles.

 

Think that Waterlog is funnier than Mad Magazine.

 

Love Real Tree to bits.

 

Who the hell is Steve Pope???

 

Miss Tim Marks dreadfully.

 

Would like to see Chris Yates go fishing in a shell suit.

 

Think the bottom in angling politics is bottomless.

 

Certain that hempseed drugs fish. So lets start smoking barbel.

 

Hate all types of braided line.

 

Are lure anglers real anglers?

 

Are fly anglers kidding themselves?

 

Why don't chub taste better?

 

And do "super-posters" all make true anglers? Or just anglers that don't go fishing much?

 

Regards,

 

Lee.

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so no tattoo then

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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quote:


In true laconic style!
is that a bit like a wallis cast :confused:

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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:D i thought he was a mouth wash to stop you getting fillings

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Dear Chaps,

 

A Wally Cast is quite uneccessary provided one shells out for a Shimano Baitrunner. Casts out oodles of line quite effortlessly.

 

And no casting is required at all if fishing from a boat. One merely plops ones bait, float etc over the side. Effortless fishing whilst one watches ones float from the porthole. Come to think of it, if one is fishing from a boat and it rains, does one put up ones umbrella??

 

Boat bivvy?

 

Regards,

 

Lee.

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