My name's Elton. I'm a 39-year old internet nerd, currently residing in Suffolk, and I'm a Carp Angler.
There, I've said it. Admitting you're a carp angler is a liberating experience. It means you get to talk about the interesting things involved in fishing for carp, like Spods, the warmest sleeping bags, in-bivvy entertainment and the ultimate carp angling perversion.........CAMO!
And this isn't going to be a waffle about the virtues of camo clothing and tackle, so don't worry. No, it's just a quick introduction so that I can show you this video clip that was sent to me today by another carp angler. This is the kind of thing us sad individuals do.
This video clip isn't actually anything to do with carp fishing. It's short, but not that sweet. In fact, it's very childish. I hope you find time to turn on your speakers, press play and chuckle like I did, before moving on to do something more productive with your time.