peterpikefisher

thank god i ain't got a web site or trojan/rocking horse .

thats what happens when you deal with the french

still as good after 5 years thats the first time i heard it

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon, with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thank you, Sir." The girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

he is the one on the left

The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly:" I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I think I need a heart." "DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUl OZ?" Up steps George Bush sadly-- "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain." "I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard, "CONSIDER IT DONE." There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.... Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "Is Dorothy here?"

cool man

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yes man ditto + dump Aol

i've got a 23 year old flymo still going strong , you could always put down astroturf expencive at first very low maintenance no cutting.

quote: Being forced to go on holiday this week I suppose I shouldn't complain. I'm very fortunate. Some close friends have lent me their apartment and the wife gee what good friends you got elton

aw come on guys your kiddin it ain't a hoax god dam it here was me thinkin poor lion havin to eat 42 fillet midgets and no beer . ps only the welsh ..LOL

42 midgets beaten in fight with 1 Lion. BBC News Click here

try a restore to a point before this happend ,have you added any progs if so restore to before install

told you folk before DON'T USE MSN Messenger the name is a Clue Mess Anger try icq

emz the only one i know that plays guitar is Ziggy played guitar but that was years ago

Chesters 1 quote: microwave cooked baked alaska come offit man how can you do baked alaska in a nuke oven [ 06. June 2005, 09:52 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]

contact trading standards, Quote the sale of goods act, threaten to contact BBC watchdog ,

the gray squirrel or tree-rat as its known in some places is nice deep fried as follows. kill first gut /skin cut into small strips beat an egg season with salt pepper ,dip meat in egg, then coat in plain flour, dip in egg , then coat with breadcrumbs, deep fry for 4 to 5 Min's @180c . delicious

i think it perfectly simple to permanently delete info what you require is one of these switch on the magnet for 10 minutes with the hard drive directly under it it will totally wipe the drive so that no known software can recover info [ 05. June 2005, 10:35 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]

87 after 5 atempts

GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the GUTS to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?" BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a$$ and having the BALLS to say: "You're next!"

if you get a local free car mag put it in that can't do any harm ps if you get more than £1250 for it snap the guys wrist off quick i aint seen a p reg go for more than £1300 in the last 6 months. good luck

check the topgear site they came very low in a jd power survey for reliabilaty if your buying 4x4 buy what they use in africa/ india toyota /nissan out there spares are hard to get therefore they use the most reliable it aint LANDROVER in any shape or form [ 01. June 2005, 10:24 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]