*Ant*

Yes you. You keep telling us how great and cheap your holidays in Spain are.

Star Trek actress Nichelle Nichols 89.

No winners only losers.

Paul Sorvino: Goodfellas actor 83

And this is the EU you want to be a part of?

Paul Ryder: Happy Mondays bassist 58

So are you implying that the "10 million going into fuel poverty" wouldn't happen if we had voted to stay within the EU?

Nope, no idea what that is meant to mean.

Sopranos actor Tony Sirico aged 79

Isn't that just a microcosm of all those in the Houses of Parliament.

A new Chancellor in charge of the public finances, who just happened to get caught claiming (fiddling*) expenses for his riding stables. You've just got to love politicians and their moral duty to the electorate.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/331333942068?hash=item4d250abb34:g:YcwAAOSwQItUKqfh I use one of these type of gadgets on the end of my brolly. Had it years and seems to help.

He should buy himself a lottery ticket.

That proper made me chuckle.

Just out of interest (and because I can't be bothered to look it up, as I voted to leave the EU and won! ). If Ukraine is fast tracked and accepted in to the European Union, then does the EU have a directive as in if any member state is attacked it is classed as an attack on the EU itself and all member states? Something similar to the NATO directive?

I found a newt whilst doing some gardening at the weekend. And see plenty of owls, pheasants, rabbits, hares and badgers around my neck of the woods. I'm pretty close to Cannock Chase which is meant to have plenty of adders lurking about, but i've never seen one myself. I did have to stop the car and let a koala bear cross the lane and climb into the hedgerow once...but that's a different story. lol. Dave, is that an old Leyland DAF van in your photo?

ditto

Yes drummer Alan White Bloody hell, what a day!

Depeche Mode keyboardist Andy Fletcher

Goodfellas actor Ray Liotta 67.

Well obviously it's Brexit's fault, err somehow. Paul, help me out here fella.

COD smashing The Times crossword.