Casey

Stop chattin' sh*t and speek Inglish.

I'm gonna pass on this one, yer don't want to know.

. they have better food, drink and all round life style, and they dont cow tow to their their goverment. if they dont want to do something they tell "the powers to be" where to go! You're a funny man Captain De Gaulle.

My old fella had no time for the "eyeties" he was a Lewis gunner during the war fighting in Europe, he told me "never trust an eyetie". He hated them....mind you, he must have hated me too, If I came in late he'd show me how hard Dixie Dean could head a ball, I still wear the scars on me head.

That ref needs castrating.

Well I think that's the end of the road for us now, its about as far as we can go with this poor side, Rooney is coming into form but he was not getting any service, the poor lad ran his heart out after overlong balls ( its not his fault ) Lennon's a crackin little player, may have done better with him on earlier.

Are you serious?

God!!! I love a laugh, made my night that.

So one decent pass makes a player? if you had watched the game Den, his passes were going astray, either short or too long, he carnt beat a man, in fact in his whole career, I cannot count to ten the players he has dribbled past. He was one of the best crossers of a ball I've ever seen but Internatioonal football is over for him. Accrington Stanley might offer him a job on the wing, selling sandwiches to the 34 supporters. Do you originally come from Wigan by any chance?

Diano

I try to murder my wife with a sausage every night.

I haven't clicked on the link I prefer to make my own laughs and join in with likewise folk, the *** is a poor imitation of a comic.

Given your size Big Jeff, wouldn't a tug boat do yer instead?

Was it you who bent his nose Alan?

Its not only us fellas that take the pi$$ then?

#6 am I the only romantic user on here? Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep,Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn. I'm as intelligent as Albert was, I sing like Denver did and wander like Columbus, the other three I just dream about. My wife says I'm an ar**ole.

Excuses, excuses, confused???

Okay! so yer right but by the time yer wait for the bucket to fill up, yer partner has been eaten all up.

This thread gets funnier and funnier I can see it now, hundreds of people walking around the streets with buckets of water in their ar$e pockets.

Any dog that runs straight at you can be quickly disabled by pulling it's front legs apart sideways, If your coordination is up to it. Pull hard enough and the dog will die. and you're going to show us how? Huge, I know yer like a joke now and then but we're being serious for once.

Coming round the corner into our street one day, a mongrel came running at my wife and I barking mad, I instinctively wellied it about ten feet up in the air and after 50 somersaults, it landed and yelped away. The young teenage female owner cried at me saying it would not have bitten anyone. Sorry love but nobody told me that.

I own a Fox Rangemaster 11 carp rod, not impressed with the reel seat.

Scottish football aint and has never been worth a carrot beats me why they hate England. Nothing wrong with Carragher, Hargreaves crap, Jersey Theo Walcott? touched the ball about three times in half an hour, my 7 yr old g/daughter would have had more of the ball.

Carnt wait for the pics.

Here in Liverpool, we have weather information that does not cost a penny. Its dry when its not raining its not raining when its dry its warm when its not cold its cold when its not warm. Its windy when its not calm its calm when its not windy yer house has been burgled when yer not in when yer in, it still gets burgled.