Huge_Vitae

Thanks mate, best giggle I have had in a while. Oh I remember the confidence that youth brings you, then you realise looking back on life what a self opinionated upstart you have been. We may be older, but what we have lived with and regretted you are about to embark upon Or as the notice on my back door says.... "Children, are you bored with your embarrasing old parents..... Leave home. Get a job. Pay your own bills while you still know everything."

Slap him Kendo

Something that always amazed me..... I don't like football, and don't care for Rugby. My Sport is the most dangerous in the world.... Fishing. Before I beat the crap out of my body I represented England, My County and The RAF in waterpolo, which is the 2nd most violent sport in the world after Ice Hockey!!! In Dublin a few years ago a fishing trip coincided with an England/Ireland international. There were blokes everywhere, sitting on pavements stood in Pubs, drinking and enjoying themselves in their own colours..... And there was NO fighting, arguments or aggresion. What do Rugby fans eat that Football fans are lacking?

I once had a blinder of an argument with a guy who held senior rank to me over a legal technicallity. I ended it by calling him a stupid old bar steward (he had rank, I have size!!!) He said to me........ "Age BOY is a relative concept, I am 50, if I live to be a hundred I am middle aged..... You are 24, If you die tomorrow,(and the way you ride that motorbike you certainly are risking it) it is YOU BOY and not I that is actually an OLD MAN"

An Elderly Gent goes to his GP with complaints that his sex life isn't what it used to be and asks for some Viagra. GP says "Look, you are getting on a bit but not medically past it, you need a bit of the magic back, go down to the local sexy underwear shop and buy the misses some top gear, can work for you both." The guy goes into the shop and explais to the assistant who, it turns out is quite experianced in such things and recommends a lovelly red and black Lace number. Agreeing on the purchase he is asked his wife size. When he answers the usual God Knows the assistant says, "Don't worry that is usual, lets start at your wife breasts, close your eyes and picture their basic shape..." The man does as he is instructed. "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Pumpkin?" "Not at all" replies the man "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Melon?" "Not at all" replies the man "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Melon?" "Not at all" replies the man "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Grapefruit?" "Not at all" replies the man "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Orange?" "Not at all" replies the man. "Well I am afraid I am stumped" she says, "what does your wife breasts remind you off?" "Have you ever seen a spaniels ears........"

Never thought of that, have you caught anything on them yet

Thought I would remind you of this Snatch........ You may have lost your Vice...... Could have been worse....

Its that extra big eye/moving pupil thingy they put on cans of Miller..... They know you just can't resist it Snatch

Like I said Ken, early days yet still a bit of playing to do and a bit of design changes for our different conditions. It is a bit too big to cast with IMO. But there is the potential to use it for such. It is mainly for fishing from Boats, Piers, jetties and the like. Anybody wants me to email them more details please PM or email me. (If I dont reply then please post here because I am having REAL FRIGGING problems with BT and their wizard new FREE anti spam software which has reduced my emails from 20-30 a day (and yes maybee 25-30% spam) To ZERO emails a day, but I suppose that is ZERO spam :mad: :mad: :mad: To give you a better idea of size, try this.... She looks about a 30B to me

Errrrrrrrrr......... Why can't I just have rabies

Once we have re-equiped and retrained the Iraq Army they will probably attack Iran anyway.... No hope for Afghanistan, they have gone back to producing dope and killing each other

Resurecting this thread for discussion purposes. Have a look at Salar's thread on the Sea Fishing Reports section. Might be of interest to some and better discussed in this section. http://www.anglersnet.co.uk/ubb/ultimatebb...0335;p=1#000004 [ 04. February 2005, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: Huge_Vitae ]

Yup...... you are to blame m8. Personally I think if we get hold of Kent Angler and burn him it might help.

Have we got any Librarians here...... Five Surgeons Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on," said the first surgeon. "You open them up and everything inside is numbered." "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on," said the second. "You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." "I like to operate on electricians," said the third. "You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." "I like to operate on lawyers," said the fourth. "They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their asses are interchangeable." "I like engineers," said the fifth. "They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."

And even one for NurseJudy!!! "I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."

or........ New Improved Lawnmowers One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass". The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat." So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house." The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyers told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you." The lawyer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

LOL....... looks like we have found a thing we all have jokes about... Next.......... Few Good lawyers A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

Where else but in America can a poor black boy grow up to be a Rich white Female

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer --you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "WHAT You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

probably the best bet is with one of the larger companies, such as Napster, or Itunes. With these companies you pay a certain amount (around £4 a month for unlimited downloads dependant on company)and this is the safest legal way of getting mp3's. Be careful of fake companies who get you to pay, and yet its actully an illegal downloading website (such as kazaa), these programs are also likely to carry spyware/adware. Hope this helps.

Southampton also assisted in the biggest research study ever undertaken inb the Oceans re circulation and salinity. You can read about it.... here But it is an 18Mb D/L and a bit much for my tin can and string connection to BT

Bit too complex to summarize without some getting the wrong end of the stick. read from page 6 You will see that this paper/theory was written before "The Day After Tomorrow" proved it to be FACT

Keep it up Alan, you are obviously winning... ding ding round 6