Huge_Vitae

Typical............ Still don't seem to realise that a RPG onto the tail rotor still brings them dowm....

hoping to do my second test run at the weekend Salar.... Are you out at all?

strangely, I agree with you Kendo

Poor Chap Kendo......... Cut him some slack..........

Durexell........ does what it says on the label

I keep looking at the bit of braid on her left thigh.......... Only for scientific reasons of course, just wondering how the breaking strain of the braid compares to the breaking strain of the Bikini bottom

I had a warrior 165....... Nice boat....... let us know how you get on and tight lines.

careful of the voltage. Some cameras require the 1.5 volts. Rechargeable batteries sometimes cannot make this.

After watching some off the crap on telly tonight.... a new plot emerges.... A Cashe of Bio weapons smuggled into the coutry falls into Southampton Docks and infects the workers. Scientists decide that a single mullet contains the DNA code to produce an antidote. An elite team is called in...... who are they? what do they use as bait? Will they actually admit to catching a Mullet and save the rest of humanity or pretend they are "just seeing what's about......" [ 04. February 2005, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Huge_Vitae ]

Hey, we were talking spelling not punctuation. I have a spirit level in spelling. I got thrown out of grammer after I said there should be a long gap between 69 and kissing!

Oh show me a home...... Where the buffalo roam...... but watch out for the ***** on the floor...

OH CHRIST............

Try this....... Actually its butler but i sneezed. I've probably spelt that wrong too

Thanks mate, best giggle I have had in a while. Oh I remember the confidence that youth brings you, then you realise looking back on life what a self opinionated upstart you have been. We may be older, but what we have lived with and regretted you are about to embark upon Or as the notice on my back door says.... "Children, are you bored with your embarrasing old parents..... Leave home. Get a job. Pay your own bills while you still know everything."

Slap him Kendo

Something that always amazed me..... I don't like football, and don't care for Rugby. My Sport is the most dangerous in the world.... Fishing. Before I beat the crap out of my body I represented England, My County and The RAF in waterpolo, which is the 2nd most violent sport in the world after Ice Hockey!!! In Dublin a few years ago a fishing trip coincided with an England/Ireland international. There were blokes everywhere, sitting on pavements stood in Pubs, drinking and enjoying themselves in their own colours..... And there was NO fighting, arguments or aggresion. What do Rugby fans eat that Football fans are lacking?

I once had a blinder of an argument with a guy who held senior rank to me over a legal technicallity. I ended it by calling him a stupid old bar steward (he had rank, I have size!!!) He said to me........ "Age BOY is a relative concept, I am 50, if I live to be a hundred I am middle aged..... You are 24, If you die tomorrow,(and the way you ride that motorbike you certainly are risking it) it is YOU BOY and not I that is actually an OLD MAN"

An Elderly Gent goes to his GP with complaints that his sex life isn't what it used to be and asks for some Viagra. GP says "Look, you are getting on a bit but not medically past it, you need a bit of the magic back, go down to the local sexy underwear shop and buy the misses some top gear, can work for you both." The guy goes into the shop and explais to the assistant who, it turns out is quite experianced in such things and recommends a lovelly red and black Lace number. Agreeing on the purchase he is asked his wife size. When he answers the usual God Knows the assistant says, "Don't worry that is usual, lets start at your wife breasts, close your eyes and picture their basic shape..." The man does as he is instructed. "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Pumpkin?" "Not at all" replies the man "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Melon?" "Not at all" replies the man "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Melon?" "Not at all" replies the man "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Grapefruit?" "Not at all" replies the man "Does your wife's breasts remind you of a Orange?" "Not at all" replies the man. "Well I am afraid I am stumped" she says, "what does your wife breasts remind you off?" "Have you ever seen a spaniels ears........"

Never thought of that, have you caught anything on them yet

Thought I would remind you of this Snatch........ You may have lost your Vice...... Could have been worse....

Its that extra big eye/moving pupil thingy they put on cans of Miller..... They know you just can't resist it Snatch

Like I said Ken, early days yet still a bit of playing to do and a bit of design changes for our different conditions. It is a bit too big to cast with IMO. But there is the potential to use it for such. It is mainly for fishing from Boats, Piers, jetties and the like. Anybody wants me to email them more details please PM or email me. (If I dont reply then please post here because I am having REAL FRIGGING problems with BT and their wizard new FREE anti spam software which has reduced my emails from 20-30 a day (and yes maybee 25-30% spam) To ZERO emails a day, but I suppose that is ZERO spam :mad: :mad: :mad: To give you a better idea of size, try this.... She looks about a 30B to me

Errrrrrrrrr......... Why can't I just have rabies