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Everything posted by Ken L
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I just realised that it might be an illusion. She is pushing them out towards the camera a bit afterall.
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The top one is obviously a doctored photo. They dont naturally grow that big do they ?
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Banzai did this to perfection in their first ever show. [ 14. August 2005, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Ken L ]
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Erm, ok. I just did a quick check on Google to make sure that you wern't being the clever one and that "Miró" wasn't forign for "penis". It seems to be some sort of arty thingamejim and nothing to do with the nether regions at all. Weired ! Guess it must be just me that thinks the pink one looks like a little willie then. Tell you what, we'll say no more about it....
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Tell us more about the graphic. Please say it's not a little penis bouncing about in his little testicles.
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See, we can still win medals and that proves beyond doubt that it was better to spend all that lotto cash on the Dome and on Opera venues for our betters than to have invested it into sports facilities. In Birmingham, both the biggest sports complex in the city (In Highgate) and the Alexandra Stadium (Home of several major international events) are due to close shortly. Several municipal swimming pools have also shut down. Have any plans been announced about replacements ? erm no.
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I'm not sure what the percieved risk is here. f it's supposed to be about bad guys finding a way to get hold of fissionable material it makes no real sense because we "loose" this on a fairly regular basis and I think the total amount of uranium and plutonium currently "missing" from UK facilities now amounts to several tens of kilograms - excluding the chunks of the stuff that can be picked up by an enterprising terrorist with a metal detector along the Cumbrian coast or found as part of a rotting grain irradiator in a Russian forest. It can't be about nuclear technology either because the Pakistani's will sell that to the highest bidder and the Americans even go so far as to facilitate better dissemination of this information by employing Chinese spies at their research facilities. No, the concern has to be based on Jealousy. Just the thought of their workers having passionate flings with luxuriously moustached middle eastern women must be sending them green. Oh damn, I bet I’ve set every alarm there is ringing in the echelon system with this post ! [ 13. August 2005, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: Ken L ]
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I wouldn't use a Rapala lure for trout. My fishing is on midlands rivers like the Teme and Severn (which have no shortage of spotties if you know where to look) so it'd be a spinner every time. That said the guys that troll the lough's in Scotland or the big lakes in England and Ireland tow a lot of Rapala originals behind their boats.
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What's worrying is that I don't hear no bell.
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The version I heared said they were waxing brazillians for nothing - Geddit ?
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I agree about the colour but when you're coughing up an eggcup full at a time and doing it repeatedly, it don't take long to get worried. Like I say, if someone looks ill and you have no pressing need to be in their immediate locality, move.
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Davy. If it was soon after 07.07 it might have been deleted because nerves were still a little raw. Lots of the joke about the hillsbourough diaster or the death a Diana were very funny but you had to be carefull who you told them to because they had the potential to cause real hurt and offence - and with Hillsborough, those scarrs are still raw enough for some people to see nothing funny to this day. Go on, post it again. It can't have been that bad. BTW, I'd watch Andy_1984. He's doing the meglomaniac psycho laugh ! If he starts monologging, we may need some superhero assistance.
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It's an obvious point but "allibi.com" is illegible - I had to work it out by looking at your name. As a splash page I'd have thought the aim wasn't to hide it
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STAY AWAY FROM THEM ! Not been at all well this week. It started out like a cold, then the joint pains, muscle aches, tingleing skin, fire in the chest and horrendous chest and head pains every time I coughed kicked in. After going into work with it for two days on Tuesday and Wednesday, it finally put me on my back on Thursday and I had no choice but to throw a sicky. I'm finding myself breathless walking on level ground and last night I was on the verge of an emergency GP call out after coughing up mouthfulls of clear sticky liquid. Fortunatly, this calmed down a bit but for a while, the word "Pneumonia" was flashing arround in my head. This is a really potent bug and believe me, you don't want any of it, so if someone looks poorly, give the poor sod some space !
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I'm getting confused now. Even when people use their own faces their avatar gets knicked. If there no way that the selection page could restrict access to in-use avatars ?
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Dad ! Why arn't you posting under your real name ?
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No mention of the Ford motor company and their predisposition for naming their cars after Jaz Mags. FIESTA ! ESCORT ! SIERRA ! Nor of the US studio (Universal I think) that couldn't figure out why the first "Batman" movie didn't do well in Finland. Well, who'd rush out to see a film mistranslated as "Flying Mouse Man" ?
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Yep. Got it out of the library today and thought I'd have a bit of a giggle. Also got ACDC "'74 Jailbreak" - Five tracks from the Bon Scott era that were released on the Aussie editions of the early albums but were culled from the international versions. Guns n Roses "Apetite for Destruction". The Bravery "The Bravery"
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Yep. He looks like one of the bad guy's in a Gerry Anderson Show. Moves the same way too.
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Half man half biscuit - "Time Flies By (When You're A Driver Of A Train)"
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no, No, NO IT'S NOT ! and I'd only just got the taste of Domestos out of my mouth as well. [ 12. August 2005, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: Ken L ]
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I hate, loathe, detest, dislike and am made physically nauseous by having to listen to the drivel produced by Bryan Ferry or his band Roxy (Poxy ?) Music. My father is/was a huge fan and used to play the same pieces of Roxy Music/Ferry cr4p over and over again (Just like those good old boy's who blew their own brains out after repeat playing the same Judas Priest track again and again for 18 hours) until my brain began to bleed ! Not so bad you might think, just leave the room - but try being 14 years old, in a car on a 6 hour journey with just one tape. Ahhrrrr ! Just thinking about it makes me want to go and gnaw on the toilet seat ! Strangely enough, both my brother who's two years younger than me and my sister who is fully twenty five years younger than me feel the same for pretty much the same reasons. [ 12. August 2005, 03:32 PM: Message edited by: Ken L ]
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Plenty of 1GB players about at the moment and a lot of them have dodgy build quality. I bought my 15 year old sister a little flash player from Play.com for her birthday a little while ago and whilst it sounds ok, the build quality SUCKS. Prior to this, I'd bought another machine from Micro-direct that had pretty much the same sort of build quality problems. It eventually went back for a refund but I had to threaten them with a small claims court case and referal to trading standards before they got reasonable. Can't say that I can recomend Play or Micro-direct after this but I can definatly recomend that you use a real shop where you can check out the goods before parting with your cash - even if you subsequently by the machine over the net. For my own use, I now have a little flash player and a Creative Zen Touch 20GB HDD player and can't really fault either of them significantly. The 24 hour life of the rechargable batery in the Creative machine and the fact that it's sound quality is better than that of the Ipod make it ideal when I'm off travelling - I just have to remember not to drop the thing.
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In Birmingham's Broad Street, The owners of several of the club/pubs tried to blame cheap beer for the bad behaviour and drunkenness. They even went as far as to pressure licencing authorities to have a minimum price. Now the main source of cheap beer on Broad Street is a JD Wetherspoons pub. You can drink coffee in there as an alternative to alcohol. You can eat in there until after 9 at night. A third of the floorspace is non-smoking. There is a beer garden where you can kick back and relax in the summer. There's no music so you can hold a conversation. They only need to employ door staff at weekends and their main job is to turn away drunks who've gotten tanked up elsewhere. Oh yes. and the beer is consistently well kept and very cheap for a city centre location. In the pub/clubs, there's nowhere to sit. The music is so loud that it's impossible to hold a conversation. They only play dance music with high BPM as a deliderate ploy to distort peoples time perception and get them to drink more. Coffee and food aren't available. Soft drinks or water are extortionate. The beer is very expensive but with nothing else to do to occupy their hands, people smoke like chimneys, drink like fish and get very drunk. They then come out fighting because the stress, nicotine and thumping bass has caused their adreenal glands to pump their bodies full of adrenalin. Obviously binge drinking and drink related violence is a problem that results from the availability of cheap beer - NOT. [ 12. August 2005, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: Ken L ]
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Just sparked up Media Player before logging onto the net. And the first random selection is: The Fall - No Bulbs 3