squidlips

if you are only wearing a floatation suit when out fishing and you fall overboard you can be face down possibly unconsious. so you need a 275n life jacket to turn you over onto your back.preferably an automatic self inflating type. as a floatation suit doesnt know what way up you are.get it.

dont forget you need a 275 newton life jacket if you are wearing it over your floatation suit (according to fladen) as any less bouyancy will not turn you face up if you fall in

thanks for the replies folks,looks like i need a new phone

does anyone know where i can buy an aerial that will extend the range on my mobile when i go out fishing in my boat. thanks in advance karl

chesters that corgi bloke who didnt find your caravan gas leak may not have been qualified to work on caravans.one call to corgi and he would have been in it up to his neck. today i passed my exam to fit and examine heating oil tanks and lines but i still cant touch the boiler,cost for today £240 course,£450 registration and £120 for license and no wages for today.need to save up for boiler course £2000 and 5 days training. cowboys dont want to spend this type of money

dan them holes could be from the pipe expanding and contracting if it is the hot one cement will eat bare copper in no time they should have atleast been lagged,preferably in a propper ducting. i have just found out that plumbers are going to be licensed in 2 years time,they will have to pass nvq level 2 to be able to get a work card similar to a corgi reg card before they are allowed to work so it should hopefully sort out the cowboys.

sandpipper..you could make a shop full of stuff looking at the size of that thing

that would make a nice belt

i am a sub-contractor for hampshire county council and work on commercial plumbing installations,schools,old folks homes etc and i would rather not have all the hastle of working in peoples houses. i may earn less but at least the work is varied compared to fitting boilers,bathrooms etc (yawn) and if the weather is nice i can go fishing whenever i want. i didnt even fit my own central heating system (too fiddly and her indoors cant whinge at me if it goes belly up)lol i do agree that £125 plus per hour is a rip off though even at night.they must be using gold fittings

£100,000per year dream on i just manage £30,000 for 6 days a week

a local game keeper was apparently seen taking a shot at a feral cat with a .22 he got his gun license revolked,lost his job and tied cottage (cant have bad publicity at a large country estate you know)

does anyone know where i can get an addresss from, this person has done a flit from the house they rented and owes me some money but i need their new address to issue county court papers. they have been seen in surrey but are not on the new electoral roll anyone got any ideas. :mad: :mad:

dont shoot the cat mate its classed as a free spirit and can go where it wants to.if you got caught the old bill will have a field day with you.

i have seen small fast unlicensed boats passing fish to a licensed boat who then sells them and passes over a cut of the money.thats how they are getting over not having a license in the portsmouth area.

maidstone mike my lips are normal cheers lol it came from my mate, he drew a picture of a squid with lips like the rolling stones logo.its also the name of my boat

does anyone know if this fish is an endangered species? :confused: :confused:

we used to drive a hillman hunter holbay around a field when we were kids, i once owned a matra bagheera peugeot 404 pickup 1275 gt mini dan i failed my driving test in my bosses cherry turbo they were rapid in their day compaired to my 850 mini van

i was told that my area doesnt have digital coverage yet, so i brought a digi box and plugged it in bingo,no problem have got all the channels well worth the 40 quid. regards karl

bryan try this www.bartleby.com/30/16.html regards karl

any interesting relatives in your family? my father was the diver in the jim suit that roger moore blew up in the film for your eyes only.

snatcher sorry to hear about your sister,my mother had that problem trying to claim on her house insurance,the header tank split dumping 50+ gallons of water through 2 ceilings. guess who she was insured by, AXA they are a total bunch of wasters they even lost her reciept for the work that she had done and paid for before claiming,she got her money after a letter from her solicitor. she now insures her house and car with cis (co-op) they are realy on the ball. snatcher a letter from a solicitor will do the trick,they are trying to wriggle out of paying you. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

mustafah was trying to get into the uk legally through immigration. the immigration officer said you need to take one test unless you pass you cannot enter the uk, mustafah said iam ready. the officer said make a sentence using the words yellow,pink and green. mustafah thought for a minute and said iam ready. the officer said go ahead mustafah then said the telephone goes green, green and i pink it up and say yellow this is mustafah. immigration officer says welcome to the uk. he now works in a call centre nr you

basshead keep trying a 7lb cod was caught the other evening from the shore near the blocks (southsea)

i think small petrol stations get 90 days credit to pay for the petrol that they have in the tanks. the only problem is they dont pay delivery date prices they pay market price when they are invoiced. thats why i think the price can go up over night

cheers andy,am still struggling with computers the last one i used was a sinclair zx 81 1980~s style