scoobs11

heres an idea for elton - how's about giving away some goodies to folk who manage to get a pic in a magazine or weekly with the badge on display ? oh yes got mine but the wife has'nt had time yet to sew it on anything lol [ 28. October 2002, 11:19 AM: Message edited by: scoobs11 ]

even a blindman with his fingers amputated can tell a scenics a crap vehicle. although how jezzer clarckson can slag anything off is beyond me since he drives a range rover !!!!!!! did anyone see him throw the rs200 off the track on the first corner on top gear last night ? still laughing now

whats the betting that no one gets a free bottle ?

thats almost poetic tyke !!!!

a nice cup of bovril

bruno you left out "festering pile of feathers that used to be a sea gull" although they seem to like rolling in/on it better than eating it :mad: then they wonder why they get chucked in the river :confused:

anyone know if ultimate fight is gonna be back on sky ? strange how it stopped after the pay per view was'nt it !

buy a passat tyke its a audi with different badging and cheaper. i'v got a w reg saxo vtr at the mo had it since new wifes only done 14k in it and a m reg vauxhall combo thats done 180k

thats a body warmer on most people !!!!!!

333 should be banned coz thats offensive to satanists

i thought i read an article in the comics about the barbel round there being covered in sores ? must be saddam using biological weapons lets nuke him !!!! or is that what bush's poodle blair wants us to think hmmm may have to think about this one . :confused:

we are sending nhs patients abroad for treatment as its cheaper than having proper hospitals open in this country so why not ship our criminals over to thailand or siberia where i'm sure it would be cost effective even including flights. it would generate much needed foreign currency for poorer countries and may just deter some criminals from offending again.

2 of my wifes elderly relatives live in the country and woke one night after hearing noises ouitside. the husband went downstairs to investigate, telling his wife to phone the police. she did and was told sorry we havent enough men to send anyone. she went downstairs and informed her husband the police werent going to do anything because of a lack of manpower. so being the sarky old git he is,he rang the police himself and said dont worry about sending anyone "i'v shot the person who was outside" within ten minutes there were 5 cars and upwards of 10 officers of the law (various ranks) present and very upset at not finding a body and a nice easy prosecution. they can find bodies to send when they think they are gonna get any easy collar cant they !!! how many officers follow blair and family round like lap dogs ? :confused:

it amazes me that they claim to be poor yet can find £5000 to be brought here illegally. i know i could'nt afford that to go afganistan :confused:

"wasn`t even fully insured?" i fail to see how insurance saves lives ? :confused:

my first double was a wildie of exactly 10lb about 3 years ago caught on meat at a tiny little pond called bowscar.just outside penrith . since then i have upped the ante a bit and my pb is now 20lb4oz on the pole with a 4lb12oz bottom. its also a whins pond record so far anyway. they are bl@@dy hard to land at that size tho.

i'v caught trout using flowers on the hook !!!! but then they are a thick fish

there are still more deranged nutters out there with more money than sense

i had 2 carp on those trigga beanies at the weekend fishing at aspatria

that sounds almost tempting enough to get me off still waters ! [ 17. September 2002, 12:40 PM: Message edited by: scoobs11 ]

That was of course GUILDERS, the NL means that I live in Holland [[Razz]] Trogg, explain what a tackle tart is it someone that is sweet on tackle? [[Confused]] i have a photo on here of the bulldog somewhere now where did i put it ?

i'd change back to not being in europe. ok we had cr@p laws then too but at least they were our laws !!!

troggy troggy alans trying to take my prize off me stop him !!!!!!

have a look here - http://www.internetcamerasdirect.co.uk/dig...brands-Fuji.htm i got nikon coolpix from there .

for me ? thanks very much elton