Keep it nice please

[gozzer]

What's all this about carrots with sugar and honey, it sounds like that bloody programme the wife is watching 'The Great British Menu'.

In this, 'top chefs' (?) from all over Britain compete to show off their wares to another bunch of 'top chefs' in a gherkin???

They each produce a menu that looks like it's been fed to a dog then excreted onto the plate before serving. They all work at 'posh' eateries and charge for this stuff, (they could walk the canal towpath and get it for nowt).

The 'chefs' win the heat from their area and then go into a national 'cook off', (they could all 'cook off' if they expected me to eat the stuff), to find the best one.

The winner has to impress a load of foreigners at a session in the gherkin. What a load of s**te.

 

Oh and chesters you have to wipe 'em on your sleeve, a caterpillar might have poo'd on 'em.

 

John.

[gozzer]

What about crinkle cut Carrots; or am I just a deviant???

 

I agree with chesters, yes you are Tony.

The next thing you know you'll be dancing in the street wearing funny clothes, and waving sticks and hankies!

 

John.

[chesters1]

i think the latter was him erecting his tent down the warren ,i agree about the clothing though

[chesters1]

What's all this about carrots with sugar and honey, it sounds like that bloody programme the wife is watching 'The Great British Menu'.

In this, 'top chefs' (?) from all over Britain compete to show off their wares to another bunch of 'top chefs' in a gherkin???

They each produce a menu that looks like it's been fed to a dog then excreted onto the plate before serving. They all work at 'posh' eateries and charge for this stuff, (they could walk the canal towpath and get it for nowt).

The 'chefs' win the heat from their area and then go into a national 'cook off', (they could all 'cook off' if they expected me to eat the stuff), to find the best one.

The winner has to impress a load of foreigners at a session in the gherkin. What a load of s**te.

 

Oh and chesters you have to wipe 'em on your sleeve, a caterpillar might have poo'd on 'em.

 

John.

catapilla poo is the best bit ,we put down catapiller welcome signs and put small directional signs to the area we need poo on ,the poo if it could be synthasised would make everyone a top class cook ,i can visulise bottles of levi's reggae regae sauce getting a levi crappy crappy sauce as a new line!!!

ps mr levi's reggae reggae sauce is top job on burgers and everything else including veg

[Tony U]

Sticks and Hankies I'll have you know I have never waved one in my life, I wave the great carrot slicing sword to ensure a fecund abundance of the orange beauties for the rest of the year.

[chesters1]

stand outside any tanning parlour and far more interesting orange beauties appear though some think they are beauties but are infact wrinkled caper lookalikes ,chesters1 cleverly includes bush parts from the med ,i said bush!

bugger knows why good cooks are considered to be foreign ? mind you with the abundance of herbs and spices coming from foreign parts i think they hide their culinary disasters under a blanket of foul tasting gravey.in english cooking culinary mishaps are just called something else! ,crappily chopped veg is called something poncy in foreign countries in blighty they decorate the walls and the cook sports a black eye as mark of their achievement.

in foreign climes veg are not even cooked properly just blanched ,veg unless its been on a rolling boil for 7 hours turning it into a sodden mess isnt veg in britain

Edited May 8, 2008 by chesters1

[gozzer]

catapilla poo is the best bit ,we put down catapiller welcome signs and put small directional signs to the area we need poo on ,the poo if it could be synthasised would make everyone a top class cook ,i can visulise bottles of levi's reggae regae sauce getting a levi crappy crappy sauce as a new line!!!

ps mr levi's reggae reggae sauce is top job on burgers and everything else including veg

 

I'm talking about Northern caterpillar poo chesters, not your nancy Southern stuff.

After feeding on rhubarb leaves it's lethal, (you can tell cos it burns a hole in your sleeve when you wipe it).

I've used it to strip paint before today, the only trouble is finding something strong enough to keep it in.

 

 

Tony U Posted Today, 10:04 AM

Sticks and Hankies I'll have you know I have never waved one in my life, I wave the great carrot slicing sword to ensure a fecund abundance of the orange beauties for the rest of the year.

 

My apologies Tony, but your still a deviant.

If you didn't wave the sword about so much, then the carrots would have a straight cut, instead of a perverse crinkly one.

 

John.

[jedibond]

Carrotts are the droppings of satan and should be avoided at all costs. If they're so good, why are carrotts always one of the things you see when you vomit ?

[chesters1]

talking of carrots ,did you know that vomit is collected for culinary purposes !

take a peek for yourself ,saturday night and your staggering about with a skinfull of beer and tacho's chips and burgers ,next thing your hooking it up outside the shop ,next morning its gone!!! did you spot the topping on the pizzas in the parlour conveniently placed near the pub ,its yours!!!!!

[Tony U]

Did you know the Greeks called the carrot "Philtron" and used it as a love medicine--making men more ardent and women more yielding. The Roman emperor Caligula, believing these stories, forced the whole Roman Senate to eat carrots so he could see them "in rut like wild beasts."

 

I always thought it would depend on where you stuck it??