Caption Competition

[Newt]

Elton mentioned a caption competition on another thread and it reminded me we haven't done that for a while. So put on your 'clever remarks' hat and figure out good ones for either or both of these.

 

1.

 

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2.

[MickJ]

No.1

 

Wife to Husband:

 

I don't know where you put it, but i'm damned sure it wasn't up there.

[graylingking]

no.1 how many times?stop talking through your ass

no.2 beer garden with pond belly to match.

[rob.i]

1 I know that soap is somewheres 2 Novice angler buys rod rest and brolly at B and Q

[kendo]

1= I'm shy shucks.

 

2=god I hate piles

[argyll]

For the first picture

 

'So heres what I think is happening at the ACA'

[ayjay]

1) I don't like the look of this grouting

 

2) (Totally stumped at the moment)

[Guest sslatter]

1) CA spokesman remains incalcitrant on pro-Hunting stance;

 

2) Carolinas angler field tests new 'Real Tree' umbrella from Woolworths.

 

[ 04. December 2004, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: Graham X ]

[tack4]

1) "get your finger out and finish the cleaning you company "the naked cleaners" promised!!!!!!!!

2) you lookin' at me? YOU LOOKIN' AT ME? :mad:

[Alan Stubbs]

1) I'd sooner be an ostrich

2)Frankenstein has a bolt through his neck, but I'll settle for a rod!