Are you an American?

[Elton]

Peter Waller:

Stretch limos are becoming the norm.

May be for you, Peter, but me and Wordbender stick to our bivvies when fishing

[kendo]

good one Elton

[Jeff S]

Newt:

Love it. I did remove one item that could have been offensive. It was pretty accurate 40 years ago but not now. Overall, good stuff.

More like 10 depending on where you are from..

 

I'm curious how any of this relates to voting?

 

Not offensive at all Gobio

 

[ 12. May 2005, 09:16 AM: Message edited by: Jeff S ]

[severus]

Outraged!

 

Not. Pretty funny, Gobio. Ever been to Vegas? There are lots of quickie wedding chapels there like the one described.

 

No, I got married in a real church.

[ferox fisher]

Found it quite funny myself.

 

 

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Did you know that fish did not smell till women started swimming in the sea.

 

[ 12. May 2005, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: ferox fisher ]

[Newt]

You can tell this guy is American by the way cool lawnmower.

 

[severus]

Too cool. I wonder if the cannon shoots water.

 

Hey, how about some Redneck water-skiing?

 

[Paul_D]

"Redneck water-skiing" - Priceless!

 

[ 13. May 2005, 04:10 AM: Message edited by: Paul_D ]

[Vagabond]

Loved it Newt, especially item 3, option ©.

 

Watched an outdoor sports programme once in which two guides and two clients went on a turkey shoot.

 

We have seen wild turkeys in several places,(open country - not National Parks) and usually could get close enough to watch their behaviour. If armed, we could have shot them.

 

When these guys finally shot a turkey, the whooping, hollering and high fives suggested they had just won WWIII

 

Still, I suppose I am like that if I catch a mullet on fly

 

[ 13. May 2005, 09:26 PM: Message edited by: Vagabond ]

[chevin]

If that is red-neck water skiing. What does it makes us Aussies! We prefer a little more excitement!