What's in a name..................

[*Ant*]

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

 

p.s. please note, i'm just the messenger here.

[paul.saunders]

cool yes calm yes handsome yes, gay! give us a kiss and i'll tell ya

 

I can't write what the wife has just said but while she is rolling around the floor(with laughter) have you got one for jacqui

[ayjay]

*Anthony*:

Alex - cute but a liar and a cheater.

 

John - has no friends or life.

 

oops sorry ajp, least you don't smell of wee.    

No don't be sorry, it's good; I'm cute and I don't smell of wee. I'll just lie about the rest, if I can find someone to talk to.

[MrWiggly]

OK .. I'm up for it ...

 

What you got on DANNY ?

[*Ant*]

Here we go then Paul, revenge time.....

 

Jacqui - heroin addict, sold her child.

[*Ant*]

Danny - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

[northern mark]

Mark

[bluezulu]

go on then anthony lets here keith then!

your right you do smell of weeeeeeeee!

[*Ant*]

hey, watch it bluez' boy!

 

Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy b**tard.

 

Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem.

[Excalibur]

I have heard some of these somewhere else, where are they found?

 

BTW, what about Peter?