Help! Good Home Wanted Urgently!!!

[Emz]

You lot are so cruel

[jeepster]

coq au vin is one of my favourite meals, when can i pick it up?

[John S]

skippy:

skippy:

Ziggy, stuff it!

 

Then roast it

JOHN S????????

 

And there was me (and Kia) thinking you were an animal lover of a different kind Kia don't luv ya no more

I have room in my home for all God's creatures, right next to the mashed potato

[Orca]

[chevin]

ziggy searchfield:

Sleepy, the one-year-old Rhode Island Red Rooster NEEDS your help....

I would have thought that your appeal for help was deserving of a bit more sympathy than it has received. I hope that you managed to get things sorted OK.

[Ken Davison South Wales]

"You lot are so cruel"

 

Hi Emz,

 

If you keep poultry and rear your own chicks you will end up with quite a number of these tastey morsels if you are not skilled at vent sexing the chicks.

 

Either way the outcome is the same, it is a hard life ending up a male in the poultry world.

 

The cocks are either bumped of as day olds and fed to birds of prey or fattened up for six months for the roasting dish.

 

And females have the cheek to say it is a male dominated world

[scuba_girl]

naughty naughty

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.

He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating."

 

"What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?"

 

"I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

 

"What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked.

 

"I switched cocks," he replied.

 

"What a coincidence," she said.

 

[Ken Davison South Wales]

Nice one

[Zigs]

thanks guys

 

its ok, skippy & emz, i knew i would be asking for trouble.

 

have pm'd you skippy.

 

only had complaint on saturday, went to germany sunday, got back last nite & found a letter from the council, talk about not giving me a chance :mad:

[bryan]

Hello Ziggy

 

some people can be right t****'s