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Zigs

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Got asked by a neighbour to investigate so i stuck the camera under & took a pic with the flash on.

 

Guess who was having a kip there ?

 

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That would explain the hole in the grrenhouse & under the fence.

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No, silly, it's Bill Oddie.

 

I had that Bill Oddie under my shed once. Don't feed him, we won't be making that mistake again. It's not so much the smell, though god knows that's bad enough, it's the fleas. And if you leave him there, he'll just attract film crews and the next thing you know you'll have Humbles and Packhams all over the place and you'll have to call in an exterminator to gas them.

 

Best thing to do is to poke him with a stick until he comes out and then turn the hose on him.

 

 

Or it could be a badger, in which case I'd probably give him a bit of catfood ('cos I'm soft like that).

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That's HIM!! (ou est le blaireau, si vous plait ?)

Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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its a grrenhouse ,no grrens have moved in yet :rolleyes::D

its very unusual to see badgers not at home so i expect its an ejected juvenile ,not nice critters in reality poke it with a stick and fill that hole up when it goes off in a huff :D

say to humble its under my shed (dribble)

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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its a grrenhouse ,no grrens have moved in yet :rolleyes::D

its very unusual to see badgers not at home so i expect its an ejected juvenile ,not nice critters in reality poke it with a stick and fill that hole up when it goes off in a huff :D

say to humble its under my shed (dribble)

Lovely animals Chesters, harmless unless you stick your fingers in their way.....or poke 'em with a stick...which of course is highly illegal!

Eating wild caught fish is good for my health, reduces food miles and keeps me fit trying to catch them........it's my choice to do it, not yours to stop me!

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a soft sticks ok :D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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