Free Caption Competition

[Brian Crawford]

When I was a lad, I tied my fishing line round this finger. Times were hard and my dad couldn't afford to buy me a proper rod! I had to use Hovis as bait.

[Paul f]

Where's my puppet??

[Vagabond]

" Does Viagra work ? Listen, Sunshine, I got this by just taking the cap off the bottle!"

 

[ 19. October 2002, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: Vagabond ]

[poledark]

Smeggsy, keep em coming mate and the rest of you. I think Elton should make an exception for this one and allow as many tries as you like.

I,ve got to say that some of the answers have had me howling with laughter, and don't worry about offending me, you won,t,

 

Den

[Colin Brett]

one-derful news Elton! Do you know how it happened?

Colin

[lesdv9]

" My wife thinks this is 9inches so of course she thinks I caught a big fish."

[poledark]

Elton has asked me to be the judge on this one, so..... get your fingers out, it finishes tomorrow,

 

Den

[Peter Waller]

It was this big! I'm telling you, THIS BIG!

[Peter Waller]

See you won't be 'hair rigging' for much longer then Den !

[poledark]

Tricky one this, thanks for all your entries lads (and lassie).

 

Smeggers almost got it but is in third place....

 

In second place with two good'ns was Tyke, but the winner is......MPBDSNU with "it took me an hour to dig this bogey out"

 

In case any of you wondered what I was really saying, it was in answer to a question from my good lady wife "do you want to mow the lawn or hang out the washing?"

 

Den