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Global Earthquake: The Greatest Ever! Judgment Day May 21, 2011

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Can I get an update on this please, did the world actually end or not?

 

 

Actually it did (Welcome to the afterlife :) ).

 

Because so many souls need to be processed, it was decided that the afterlife experience should initially appear no different to the world that people new previously in order to avoid an undesirable chaotic introduction to eternity for so many people.

 

Please be patient, you turn for enlightenment will take place eventually.

 

In the meantime enjoy this relatively brief interlude of perceived normality.

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Actually it did (Welcome to the afterlife :) ).

 

Because so many souls need to be processed, it was decided that the afterlife experience should initially appear no different to the world that people new previously in order to avoid an undesirable chaotic introduction to eternity for so many people.

 

Please be patient, you turn for enlightenment will take place eventually.

 

In the meantime enjoy this relatively brief interlude of perceived normality.

 

 

well thank GOD for that then!! I wondered what the hell was going on and thanks to you now I do!! :P

 

I THINK there for I am!

Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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This is going to be very difficult, so the 'rapture' has occured and the 200 million good have gone to heaven leaving the rest of us to die on October??? 21, I don't know if I know any 'good' people, I only know the likes of Clifftop and Gozzer, what am I to do? Signed confused Isle of Wight, errrrr, you probably knew the first bit................. :rolleyes:

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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Everything looks normal so far.

 

What...!!! Are you nuts...Didn't you see the photo's re: Orgy at Wingham Normal? Nothing normal in those photo's giant stripy things hanging from tree's its a sign, a sign I tell you...hehehe

From a spark a fire will flare up

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Actually it did (Welcome to the afterlife ).

 

Because so many souls need to be processed, it was decided that the afterlife experience should initially appear no different to the world that people new previously in order to avoid an undesirable chaotic introduction to eternity for so many people.

 

Please be patient, you turn for enlightenment will take place eventually.

 

In the meantime enjoy this relatively brief interlude of perceived normality.

 

and whatever you do, don't tread on a duck.

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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and whatever you do, don't tread on a duck.

Ken,

This is really getting spooky, just HOW did you know I have three Ducks in my Garden, they come about this time every year, as do other sets to other people I know, are you really somebody who, 'knows' such things.........................

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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