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Its a Frog crossing or more likely toads making their way back to their pond of birth to lay some slimey muck, you need the sign because they play havoc with your cars road handling and are harder than tar to get off the body work!

How about one for eels getting back from the sargasso sea, not too many wildebeasts in these here parts for a sign about them, could have one warning motorists about drunken clubbers coming back from Exeter Quay tho!, any more ideas?

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no no, its a warning of great magnitude, ask john (fisherking) if you go any more south, be warned, frogs have scissors and will chop off your british your nadgers.

 

still not too bad, a twinnett, would have to walk with them in her mouth before she got cut off.

 

oops lolol its late, its me, no offence meant:)

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its a coming together of great armies the frogs and the toads the one pictured is the leader of the toads Winston "never on the ponds of battle,etc" ,giving his famouse " up yours froggy " finger salute.

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I thought it was an advert for a specialist restaurant

John S

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Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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i wonder what it says on the BACK of the sign (when they put it down) mayby it has a picture of a tired but happy frog puffing a fag ,giving a thumbs up

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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chesters1:

i wonder what it says on the BACK of the sign (when they put it down) mayby it has a picture of a tired but happy frog puffing a fag ,giving a thumbs up

Nah the frogs the other way around.....for the journey home! :D

Dan

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot!

 

Its nice here! http://www.twfcorfu.com

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