SHARK!!

[phonebush]

Bruno,

I got it! A fuel slick, follow the current (I'm in the gulf stream?) to England. Maybe a month? Seriously though, sharks don't penetrate a fuel slick do they? You could use your extra CO2 cylinder and fuel in hopes the beast asperates enough to discourage her after attracting her by whatever means you choose? Couldn't you row like hell to stay in the slick? I thought shark could detect electrical impulses as slight as 1 thing-a-ma-bob from 1500 meters

Or, maybe I like my first option - give up.

Phone

[phonebush]

Bruno,

PS Don't tell us your thoughts yet. I LOVE this kind of stuff

Phone

[spasor]

I still think drinking the captains gin is best.

Who`d care about sharks after consuming 40oz of 60 proof? One whiff of the fumes, any self respecting shark would look for a tastier meal?

I`m living proof?

Paul.

[Simon Newbould]

spasor:

One whiff of the fumes, any self respecting shark would look for a tastier meal?

I`m living proof?

Paul.

Hey Paul,

 

I'm with you The fact that you haven't been eaten by a shark yet just goes to prove your theory I reckon...

 

Simon

[phonebush]

Bruno,

Do you suppose a guy could rub his head fast, long and hard enough to create a static electric field around the raft? Now, I believe a good strong electric field would work. Just haven't figgerd how to create one.

Phone

 

[ 10 April 2002, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: phonebush ]

[bitsbobs]

3 Options

 

1. Drink All the water and then walk off.

 

2. Tie the oars to my feet. Start the engine and water ski out of there.

 

3. Put my wind up thingy in the water and wait for Flipper to rescue me.

[phonebush]

Bruno,

There isn't just one single solution is there?

Phone

[TOPCAT]

BRUNO IF ALL THIS ADVICE FAILS, ONLY ONE THING TO DO PLACE YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE

[Dan]

Come on Bruno put us out of our misery, whats your answer (athough I know mines right! )

 

Dan

[phonebush]

I think Bruno posed an answer for which there is no question. (Or is it the other way around?)

Phone