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This is UNBELIEVABLE....

 

Someone out there either has far too much spare time & is deadly at Scrabble.

 

George Bush:

When you rearrange the letters: He bugs Gore

 

Dormitory:

When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room

 

Evangelist:

When you rearrange the letters: Evil's Agent

 

Desperation:

When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It

 

The Morse Code:

When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots

 

Slot Machines:

When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in em

 

Animosity:

When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity

 

Mother-in-law:

When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler

 

Snooze Alarms:

When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's

 

A Decimal Point:

When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place

 

The Earthquakes:

When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake

 

Eleven plus two:

When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one

 

And for the grand finale:

FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:

It can be rearranged (With no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:

 

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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spasor Member

spasor

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Newt? Scrabble?

My wife ( Victoria) was the original umpire in the world championships?

She tried to get me interested after I scored a 300pt word against her.

Forget scrabble!! It`s full of plastic people!! Stick to fishing. We just begin to smell after not being used. Unlike the `Q` and `J` on the scrabble board. They just stink!!

Paul.

We don`t use J`s anymore!!

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Ken L Member

Ken L

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I'm "A longer hunk" - Ooh er Mrs.

Like it !

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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Elton Member

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Chris Plumb:

Here for example...

 

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/

 

Chris

Ah! It all becomes clear as to why I have such a daft name:

 

Elton Murphy = MOTHERLY PUN

:D

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Ken L Member

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Yep, the look on the face does give the impression that the Cindy Crawford workout video will be turned off in about five seconds don't it?

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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Alan Fawcett Member

Alan Fawcett

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Thought i'd give it a try n wish i hadn't :(

 

FATAL CANT WE

ANAL FACT WET

ANAL CAT WEFT

ANAL WAFT ETC (well after a vindaloo maybe)

FECAL ANT TAW

ALFA ACT NEWT

FATAL AC NEWT

ACE FLAT WANT

 

I just knew there'd be at least one bloody anal in there

TROGG (Alan)

a government is there to serve its people not rule them

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