Having a pop? you are having a laugh mate.

[Wordbender]

trent.barbeler:

So lets make up, put on our lipstick and wigs, and dance around like the sad loonies we really all are!!

You've seen my syndicate's initiation ceremony, then mate?

 

At least you were discreet enough not to mention the birch twigs and peanut butter thing.

 

Long may we loon, Trenters, for 'serious' fishing would be a horrible thing indeed. Thank God there's no chance of such a thing breaking out on here.

 

Terry

[RUDD]

dum de dum de dum

Its the weekend and I am going home.

We have already established that Den put B@astards instead of b0llocks!!!!!!

It just gave a who new meaning to his sentance.

[Wordbender]

RUDD:

    dum de dum de dum    

Oi, we don't want any of that dum de dum'ing down on here, mush!

 

Serious forum this is. Oh yes.

 

Terry

[poledark]

Not true Rudd, all I did was fail to put in a comma, exactly what the asterisks meant is simply down to the readers imagination.

 

I meant B######s

 

Den

[wunnus]

But on here what does C##p mean, it is so hard to work out.

 

It sOK its the weekend..beer and malt coming up

 

 

[Peter Waller]

poledark:

 

 

    One of my favourite tricks is when I am walking past a zipped up bivvie on my way home at night, I pause and ask very loudly "are you awake"

   As the owner struggles out of the sleeping bag and tries to open up I walk off .....quickly.......

 

  Den

Buy one of those little personal alarms and set it off in a series of short, irregular bursts at about 0200hrs!! You'll hear much struggling with zips!! No, perhaps not!!

[Tyke]

It all depends on what tune and tempo the dum de dum de dum is done in.

I quite like the Jaws version best.