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Elton:

Simon,

 

It was surpassed only by the magnificent efforts of the "Add 3 inches to your penis" one.Elton

You got that one too Elton :confused: :rolleyes::rolleyes:

 

I thought I`d post it in its entirity so we can all have a laugh at it :D

 

[ 21. November 2002, 08:38 PM: Message edited by: simonford ]

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i have had about four different ones , seems they dont like accounts with negative equity :) strange though there seems to be 20 people in the country with my name ,bank account ,and telephone number :confused:

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Elton:

Simon,

 

See my post above :D

 

Had that one at least a dozen times today. It was surpassed only by the magnificent efforts of the "Add 3 inches to your penis"

Fantastic news Elton, that must have mad all the difference :) congratulations. :D

So you are now up to six inches, answer again and you will nearly match mine (mornings only) :(:D

 

Alan(nl)

ANMC Founder Member. . www.the-lounge.org.uk/valley/

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Anything that comes as a plea from anywhere in the world? If it promises you riches, or to help a poor unfortunate? It`s a fake. Poor unfortunates don`t have access to the internet!!

If you had untold millions locked away in a bank. Would you sell it for 10%?

An old but true adage.

The only man that can be conned is a greedy one!!

Nuff said?

Paul.

We don`t use J`s anymore!!

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Elton:

Simon,

 

See my post above :D

 

Had that one at least a dozen times today. It was surpassed only by the magnificent efforts of the "Add 3 inches to your penis" one. I rang a friend in Durham and told him to watch out for for my private parts, which must be making their way to Scotland now with all these extra 3 inches! :rolleyes:

 

Elton

I get those too, plus ones offering to enlarge my breasts

 

[ 22. November 2002, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: John S ]

John S

Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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I am Bikenut, a humble printer, son of a humble printer from the Nigerian province of Maidenhead.

Please send me $14,000,000 (nigerian) by return.

Ta

Bikenut

 

P.S. you'd be surprised how many people fall for this one!!!!

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