Time for a vote

[poledark]

Anyone else think that it is now the right time to decide who is the maddest, Chesters or Yoxer.

 

My vote will go to Chesters for the breadth of his topics and comments. Yoxer is a very poor second in my view.

 

So who is the craziest,most highly ranted,blind (and a little short sighted as well)

 

 

Den

[chesters1]

i bow to yoxer ,he has supplied a few "quotes" to his "spleen venting" wheras mine are all lies ,misquotes , and downright spitefull ( but not personal) to everyone ,hail yoxer king of rant

[John S]

Well, I have to say, Chesters got off to a good start and pulled well ahead of the rest of the grid. By lap 5 his position seemed unassailable with only one or two posters getting noticed by the scrutineers. Then he slowed down suddenly on lap 10 for no apparent reason (possibly a fault in the AI chip), leaving his fans on the edge of their toilet seats.

 

Rookie Yoxer then turned in a blistering few laps, breaking the record again and again as he began to gain on his adversary. With Chesters in his sights and the end of the race only a few laps away, Yoxer bared his medallions and snarled his way closer and closer to the Winnie-clone.

 

Will Yoxer catch Chesters for a nail-biting finish or will the old stalwart get a second wind and take the flag first? Has the Old Master finally met his Nemesis? Have we entered a whole new era? Where is my medication?

[yoxer]

Why thank you Chesters , I am of course one to boast . I even boast aboot me boastfullness. I am indubitably the most boastful being who has ever lived and thats being modest. Incredably modest. Infact I'm being so incredably modest I feel like boasting aboot it, but my incalcubable and unequalled modesty prevents it and from takin the crown from one that has so rightfully earned it .

[chesters1]

remember though from past post that chesters is a nuclear capable poster (with deleted posts to prove it) at the moment his wmd are in the workshop having their payloads upgraded ,watch out young yoxer like saddam i could go out with a bang

as the saying goes theres life in the old dog yet ,i have had 4000 more posts than you to improve my backstabbing posting potential

 

[ 05. March 2003, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[catchaplenty]

Experience will prevail, he's hanging back for bets

[chris parker]

I think that the final unasailable proof would be given by the first to post a picture of themselves wearing a pair of underpants on their head with a pencil firmly lodged in each nostril and saying

 

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"wibble"

 

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.. Can you do pictures with sound Nick?

[nursejudy]

I second that

nursejudy

 

although Chesters1 has to be in pole position

[yoxer]

as one that uses porcupines as a suppositry I have little fear of your back stabbing manouvers although I will deny deriving any sexual gratification from this. I would also like to warn any of the more impressional members not to attemp this as it can lead to stunted growth, blindness and may lead to madness. Apart from these effects on the porcupine it wont do you any good either .

[Peter Gowman]

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as one that uses porcupines as a suppositry

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Ah! He admits it, he? is an anal retentive.