Four questions

[chris parker]

QUESTION 1

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

 

QUESTION 2

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

 

QUESTION 3

All the animals in the jungle have to go to a meeting. One is missing. Which one?

 

QUESTION 4

You have to cross an alligator infested river. How do you do it

[Davy Holt]

Originally posted by chris parker:

QUESTION 1

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

open the door and push him in

 

QUESTION 2

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

 

take the elephant out

 

QUESTION 3

All the animals in the jungle have to go to a meeting. One is missing. Which one?

 

The Giraffe.. cause it's still in the fridge

 

QUESTION 4

You have to cross an alligator infested river. How do you do it

 

sail accross on the frozen giraffe :-)

 

[ 03. December 2002, 10:01 PM: Message edited by: Davy Holt ]

[chesters1]

1) and 2)sell the ivory and buy a very large fridge enough to hold both animals

3)the one thats not there

4)use a bridge

[chris parker]

Only 3 out of 4 davey. Good effort

[chris parker]

Zero out of four chesters but full marks for effort

[greg long]

use the fridge as a boatof course

[chris parker]

Loke the way you are thinking but not the right answer

 

chris

[Alan Taylor]

Originally posted by Davy Holt:

Originally posted by chris parker:

[qb]QUESTION 1

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

QUOTE]

 

Q1, with dificulty, the rest I am with chesters1

jesus that twice in a long time.

 

Alan(nl)

[chris parker]

only half a mark Alan but we all appreciate the effort

[matthew]

Swim across...all the crocs are at the meeting.