Spammers Assumptions

[Elton]

I receive various spam emails asking, "Would you like a bigger cock?".

 

These emails appear to assume that I do.

 

Well, spammers, I have news for you....

 

Until George Foreman releases a larger rotisserie, I can only roast birds up to 1.3kg, whether they are hens or cocks.

 

A bigger cock would not only be a fire hazard, being so close to the heating element, but would also burn out the motor that rotates the spit-roast thing.

 

Proof, if needed, that size isn't everything.

 

 

Elton

[little onions]

[*Ant*]

For anyone wishing to be bigger....it has it's drawbacks you know. In the winter I have to tuck the end into my sock otherwise it gets pretty chilly!

[Gaffer]

Elton:

Until George Foreman releases a larger rotisserie, I can only roast birds up to 1.3kg, whether they are hens or cocks.

Elton, I suppose that goes for breast enhancement & enlargement creams as well!

[chesters1]

not only a bigger "cock" but viagra as well ,no doubt to make the meat less tender

[Apache]

[nursejudy]

excellent

[chesters1]

hi nursey ,is it true that male geriatric patients are prescibed 1/2 a viagra tab a day ?????? it stops them rolling out of bed

 

[ 17. July 2003, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[Apache]

lol!