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I'm not, me old worn out berlingo coming back from London Saturday, went beep beep beep, red light come on in the dash and a few minutes later, a flashing sign, stop stop stop. Gawed me vans finally knackered I thought.

 

foned the missus and told her I'm gonna drive it home. so she forewarned the daughter and boyfriend get ready in case I want a tow or something. Got home, thought the battery or something was dying. took it off and give it a good charge. Under the hood found out that the expansion header tank was dry so topped it up. Started it up and all the bells and lights then went out. Gawed, that's the first and only time I have ever topped the water up. Never done it in four years, Phew, was I happy.


Free to choose apart from the ones where the trust poked their nose in. Common eel. tope. Bass and sea bream. All restricted.


New for 2016 TAT are the main instigators for the demise of the u k bass charter boat industry, where they went screaming off to parliament and for the first time assisting so called angling gurus set up bass take bans with the e u using rubbish exaggerated info collected by ices from anglers, they must be very proud.

Upgrade, the door has been closed with regards to anglers being linked to the e u superstate and the failed c f p. So TAT will no longer need to pay monies to the EAA anymore as that org is no longer relevant to the u k . Goodbye to the europeon anglers alliance and pathetic restrictions from the e u.

Angling is better than politics, ban politics from angling.

Consumer of bass. where is the evidence that the u k bass stock need angling trust protection. Why won't you work with your peers instead of castigating them. They have the answer.

Recipie's for mullet stew more than welcomed.

Angling sanitation trust and kent and sussex sea anglers org delete's and blocks rsa's alternative opinion on their face book site. Although they claim to rep all.

new for 2014. where is the evidence that the south coast bream stock need the angling trust? Your campaign has no evidence. Why won't you work with your peers, the inshore under tens? As opposed to alienating them? Angling trust failed big time re bait digging, even fish legal attempted to intervene and failed, all for what, nothing.

Looks like the sea angling reps have been coerced by the ifca's to compose sea angling strategy's that the ifca's at some stage will look at drafting into legislation to manage the rsa, because they like wasting tax payers money. That's without asking the rsa btw. You know who you are..

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O the hood, how very American of you , bloody pillock :icecream: its the BONNET in good old England, hood my arse

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"La conclusión es que los insultos sólo perjudican cuando vienen de alguien que respeto". e5006689.gif

“Vescere bracis meis”

 

 

 

 

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Nice when that happens, isn't it? I had an engine warning light on the Saab, turned out to be just a disconnected vacuum hose.

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O the hood, how very American of you , bloody pillock :icecream: its the BONNET in good old England, hood my arse

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Free to choose apart from the ones where the trust poked their nose in. Common eel. tope. Bass and sea bream. All restricted.


New for 2016 TAT are the main instigators for the demise of the u k bass charter boat industry, where they went screaming off to parliament and for the first time assisting so called angling gurus set up bass take bans with the e u using rubbish exaggerated info collected by ices from anglers, they must be very proud.

Upgrade, the door has been closed with regards to anglers being linked to the e u superstate and the failed c f p. So TAT will no longer need to pay monies to the EAA anymore as that org is no longer relevant to the u k . Goodbye to the europeon anglers alliance and pathetic restrictions from the e u.

Angling is better than politics, ban politics from angling.

Consumer of bass. where is the evidence that the u k bass stock need angling trust protection. Why won't you work with your peers instead of castigating them. They have the answer.

Recipie's for mullet stew more than welcomed.

Angling sanitation trust and kent and sussex sea anglers org delete's and blocks rsa's alternative opinion on their face book site. Although they claim to rep all.

new for 2014. where is the evidence that the south coast bream stock need the angling trust? Your campaign has no evidence. Why won't you work with your peers, the inshore under tens? As opposed to alienating them? Angling trust failed big time re bait digging, even fish legal attempted to intervene and failed, all for what, nothing.

Looks like the sea angling reps have been coerced by the ifca's to compose sea angling strategy's that the ifca's at some stage will look at drafting into legislation to manage the rsa, because they like wasting tax payers money. That's without asking the rsa btw. You know who you are..

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tackle :kissing:


"La conclusión es que los insultos sólo perjudican cuando vienen de alguien que respeto". e5006689.gif

“Vescere bracis meis”

 

 

 

 

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I'm not, me old worn out berlingo coming back from London Saturday, went beep beep beep, red light come on in the dash and a few minutes later, a flashing sign, stop stop stop. Gawed me vans finally knackered I thought.

 

I drove mine for about two years or more with STOP lit up on the dash, (never got the beeping) I checked everything obvious when it first happened and found nothing amiss, so just carried on driving it.

 

It's a bit disconcerting seeing it lit up like that all the time so I put a post-it note over it. :crazy:

 

It went through two MOTs like it. (I had to check first to see if it was a fail - it's not). :clap3:

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Had to have a new dash fitted eventually when the speedo stopped working and it ain't come back since. :)

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Here’s what my car is capable of. On Saturday I took three passengers on a trip and as soon as I started it up a message appeared telling me that both rear seatbelts were in use. It’s a three door car so it wasn’t like they’d sneaked in without me noticing and if they hadn’t used their seatbelts an alarm would have sounded.

 

Why tell me that the passengers are using their seatbelts?


It's never a 'six', let's put it back

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I drove mine for about two years or more with STOP lit up on the dash, (never got the beeping) I checked everything obvious when it first happened and found nothing amiss, so just carried on driving it.

 

It's a bit disconcerting seeing it lit up like that all the time so I put a post-it note over it. :crazy:

 

It went through two MOTs like it. (I had to check first to see if it was a fail - it's not). :clap3:

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Had to have a new dash fitted eventually when the speedo stopped working and it ain't come back since. :)

ohh I do like the post it note, pure class. :bigemo_harabe_net-163::bigemo_harabe_net-163::bigemo_harabe_net-163:

 

I thought have the brakes melted, engine dumped the oli, etc, etc.

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Free to choose apart from the ones where the trust poked their nose in. Common eel. tope. Bass and sea bream. All restricted.


New for 2016 TAT are the main instigators for the demise of the u k bass charter boat industry, where they went screaming off to parliament and for the first time assisting so called angling gurus set up bass take bans with the e u using rubbish exaggerated info collected by ices from anglers, they must be very proud.

Upgrade, the door has been closed with regards to anglers being linked to the e u superstate and the failed c f p. So TAT will no longer need to pay monies to the EAA anymore as that org is no longer relevant to the u k . Goodbye to the europeon anglers alliance and pathetic restrictions from the e u.

Angling is better than politics, ban politics from angling.

Consumer of bass. where is the evidence that the u k bass stock need angling trust protection. Why won't you work with your peers instead of castigating them. They have the answer.

Recipie's for mullet stew more than welcomed.

Angling sanitation trust and kent and sussex sea anglers org delete's and blocks rsa's alternative opinion on their face book site. Although they claim to rep all.

new for 2014. where is the evidence that the south coast bream stock need the angling trust? Your campaign has no evidence. Why won't you work with your peers, the inshore under tens? As opposed to alienating them? Angling trust failed big time re bait digging, even fish legal attempted to intervene and failed, all for what, nothing.

Looks like the sea angling reps have been coerced by the ifca's to compose sea angling strategy's that the ifca's at some stage will look at drafting into legislation to manage the rsa, because they like wasting tax payers money. That's without asking the rsa btw. You know who you are..

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Here’s what my car is capable of. On Saturday I took three passengers on a trip and as soon as I started it up a message appeared telling me that both rear seatbelts were in use. It’s a three door car so it wasn’t like they’d sneaked in without me noticing and if they hadn’t used their seatbelts an alarm would have sounded.

 

Why tell me that the passengers are using their seatbelts?

 

My car had a strange passenger on Saturday, a Tesco carrier bag containing a newspaper, two portions of chocolate cheesecake, a bottle of wine, a jar of curry paste and a kilo of Basmati rice - damned seat belt alarm kept going off until I nudged the bag a bit further over.

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My 2007 berlingo bought second hand, pre owned by the citroen garage in Glasgow, blew the turbo at 70,000 miles. Paid main dealer to repair, 3 months later turbo blew. I was told I needed a new engine. Contacted Citroen, was told it had no service history prior to my purchase, pointed out it was a main dealer owned the van and was told to prove it had a service history. I'll never buy a french car again.


IF YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE THE BEST

Don't seek a second opinion.

 

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