Help settle a argument

[five bellies]

Sorry guys no need for help I Rememberd

Edited September 16, 2008 by five bellies

[Elton]

Green.

[n4lly]

How to spell ?

[chesters1]

you put your lips on the mouth and beat the chest ,its not a real woman

[Sportsman]

At least tell us what the question was FB, just so that we can check you remembered correctly. There are a lot of misunderstandings about first aid.

[nursejudy]

released the tourniquet

[chesters1]

not all female injuries are on the chest or groin.

the bonk of life isnt a serious way of helping the unconscious ,it does work wonders though for sluggish heartbeat in the helper so has some medical use.

yes you can burst the lungs of the strange half person you practice on ,not easy but it is possible

Edited September 16, 2008 by chesters1

[nursejudy]

at the last resus training i went to all 4 dummies were bust due to over zealous use!!!!!!

[chesters1]

it must have been a blow job then nursey the bonk of life is lacking when the dummy hasent anything below the stomach

[Huge_Vitae]

Reminds me of a funny story, funny and very true......

 

At Bordon Camp a few years ago we were being visited by our boss, Colonel White, (Now Lord Lieutenant Maj. Gen. Martin White) and we were due to put on a 'show' of our skills to recruits.

 

I was detailed the procedure on discovery of a casualty and was doing the talk, whilst my mate MK was doing the actual 'hands on.' I should say here that MK was previously a member of 22 SAS and had a lot of 'life experience'.

 

Unfortunately, Colonel White came to see us after dinner, said dinner was an extended affair as one of the blokes had received his 25 years of undetected crime medal (Long service and good conduct!) and we had spent this 'extended lunch' at the bar of the mess.

 

Anyway, the boss eventually got to us and we commenced our well rehearsed procedure to show what a cracking bunch of blokes we were. As I give a commentary MK reaches the point where he decides the casualty, good old resusiannie is not breathing.

 

Like clockwork he goes to work, taking the casualty by the head he manoeuvres it to get the correct position and...........

 

'Her' head comes right off and he is knelt there looking at it, the whole place goes silent, pin drop time.......

 

He calmly looks up at the assembled group and says "looks like this one is injured more than I first thought, that happens in battle, no time to dwell, more out there that need help!" Got up, brushed off his trousers and walked off.

 

All that brass, just stood there looking, nothing was ever said, it's amazing what you can carry off when you have 'those' wings on your shoulders.