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As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk

down the aisle, she found that her shoes were missing.

She was forced to borrow her sister's,

which were a bit on the small side.

 

When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles

and Camilla retired to their room, right next

door to the Queen's and Prince Phillip's.

 

As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room,

Camilla flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please

get these shoes off. My feet are killing me."

 

The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the

right shoe with vigor, but it was stuck fast.

 

"Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"

"I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled

back. "It's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" screamed Camilla.

 

There was a big groan from the Prince,

and then Camilla exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good!

Oh that feels SOOO good!"

 

In the bedroom next door, the Queen

turned to Prince Phillip and said, 'See? I told you, with a face like that

she was still a virgin."

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Charles and Camilla were entertaining and Camilla says ''Charles can we have an early night i need you''

When they were alone Charles says to her ''Camilla if you want to make love don't be so obvious, what will people think, if you want sex just say Charles lets go and do the washing shall we''.

A few days later while having afternoon tea with the family Camilla says to Charles ''Darling shall we go and do the washing'' he replied "Sorry my love but i only had a small load so i did it by hand earlier''.

my mind not only wanders-- sometimes it leaves completely.

 

 

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Buc, you missed the last half of the joke:

 

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

 

Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.

 

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

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Buc, you missed the last half of the joke:

 

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

 

Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.

 

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

 

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my mind not only wanders-- sometimes it leaves completely.

 

 

Updated 7/3/09

http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

 

 

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Buc, you missed the last half of the joke:

 

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

 

Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.

 

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

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Buc, you missed the last half of the joke:

 

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

 

Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.

 

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

 

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Yes, yes ,yes.....I like it:) That was me by the way, not Camilla :)

 

Den

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Buc, you missed the last half of the joke:

 

Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry off the left shoe.

 

Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the throne.

 

At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"

 

Now THAT is the one I remember!!!

Chris Goddard


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If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??


(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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