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Can we please cut the tiresome text speak


Peter Waller

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Peter Waller:

Toggle Sir, wos rong wiv gorn up at thur end of a sentunce, thas purr Suffick boRR!! Torkin propER!! The above has to be said in a sing-song mumble with no breaks between words!

Oi waller ger orf moi land you nurth sufolk wana be narfuc bouy.

I op naritch get a right turkey stuffing my man u(re) at the weekend while toon beat them that there Welsh team in carrrrrdifffffff.

 

Ps, its hissing down here in the arrrrrrse end of suffolk with a little bit of loitning thrown in for good measure out in the narth c!!!!!!

I just ope its hissing down over river in Ar'itch

an all so all them there Essex girls and bas and mini skirts get wet!!!!!!!!! :D

RUDD

 

Different floats for different folks!

 

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Txt Spk - Pah!!!

Talk'n local-loike be fine!

whasat bout sexgirlies skirts den? most'em seems to be belts ter'me :D

 

Strange - 'up north' I get accused of 'talking posh' and to Londoner's I'm a 'carrot cruncher' - round here any missing 'H' means you don't drive a BMW X5!

Jealousy: totally irrational anger directed at people who happen to be richer, prettier, thinner, cleverer and more successful than you are.
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Originally posted by ben88:

The main culprits and combatants must surely know who they are.

Hey u rnt getin @ me r u?
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i see the swim came back to life after i had retired to my bivvy ferret ,the post seems to have disapeared after i posted on it at 7.30 this morning ,no sign of fish tonight

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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