Beer

[Zigs]

cider and special brew

 

 

Dont drink that chesters, it gives you brain damage, try adnams broadside & special brew instead.

[chesters1]

brain err whats that?

[n4lly]

Two that i look out for are both German.

 

Kolsh - from Koln

and

Herforder - from Herford

 

Nectar

[captain cojones]

Two that i look out for are both German.

 

Kolsh - from Koln

and

Herforder - from Herford

 

Nectar

 

that Kolsh is nice stuff....ice cold...yum

[Norrie]

Re the German beer, when I was over there, we drank Paderborner (sp),..lovely beer..... and CHEAP ???

 

A mate of mine is just back from Germany on business, and brought me a case of Veltins back , he came over last night with it, we had a couple of tins, purely as scientific research....by god its good !!!! I'm having a few just now actually....hic!!!! :P

[Brian Carragher]

Nuclear Brown's not a bad drink but my favourite was and is Vaux Double Maxim, best served cold

[Chris Goddard]

Timothy Taylors Landlord

Timothy Taylors FULL STOP!! Not tasted a bad brew yet. Mind unless I get the Barge and Barrel at Elland!! They have some brilliant brews all brewed on the premises!

Hada nice bottle or three of some Blonde Beer t'other night here!! 7.2% and VERY quaffable!

[Paul_D]

Timothy Taylors FULL STOP!! Not tasted a bad brew yet.

 

Definitely agree with that Chris.

 

Speaking of proper beer I'm just building up for our annual Christmas train trip. Nothing to do with shopping but traditionally, a bunch of us from work plus some ex-colleagues take a train out to Marsden and work our way back to Skipton stopping off at the stations with the pick of the hostelries for a pint or two. Magic!

Edited November 10, 2007 by Paul_D

[Big Jeff]

The Value of a Drink

 

 

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they

wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're

going to feel all day. "

~Frank Sinatra

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

 

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

~ Henny Youngman

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

 

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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

~ Stephen Wright

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

 

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,

we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all

get drunk and go to heaven!"

~ Brian O'Rourke

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

 

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

~ Benjamin Franklin

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

 

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"Without question, the greatest invention in the

history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does

not go nearly as well with pizza."

~ Dave Barry

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

 

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To some ! it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

~ Dave Howell

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

 

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not

After reading all of the above, I have a new personal rule, "I WILL NO LONGER WORK DURING DRINKING HOURS.

[highseas]

my bests are theakstons OP ,guinness ,foxes nob, cock robins own red cock and coc de dore, and weir and piddle,jamesons and 12 year old famas grouse and all the thwaits brewerys

 

my worst bears are newke brown ,jock strap,carling and black sheep ale

 

also has any one heard of the great gable brewing co

 

and you must visits cock robins cider web site

Edited November 19, 2007 by highseas