I want to buy a Yak!

[Norrie]

Best thing is, if you dont catch ,while fishing off it, you can eat your YAK............Hmmmmmmmm. Yaaaaak ...............

[Socksy Squirrel]

It is a bit like mutton so I am told.

Loads better than a plastic log roast anyway

[jabee]

And a plastic log won't carry me up Everest - sh*t and fur in the carpet is a small price to pay in my book

[Yakity - Yak - u.k.]

[nolan]

I've eaten it, and its a bit like beef. Very tasty.

[Newt]

jabee:

And a plastic log won't carry me up Everest

Maybe not but it would certainly give you one helluva ride down.

[Jaffa]

Nooooooo!!! Newt theres got to be a New Zealander or Aussie thinking exactly that and you have just tipped him over the edge

 

What kind of moderator are you?

[spasor]

John.

Don`t even think of going there! You think cat hairs are hard to remove with a Dyson. Yak hairs have very subtle barbs!! They`ll even cling to mirrors!

But they make lovely pets. Providing you`ve the odd mountain in the back garden to take them `walkies` on?

Don`t try fishing off them. They tend to lurch once their hooves have left the bottom.

[Zigs]

"i see right through your plastic yak,

i look all white but my dad was black"

 

apologies to the who

 

i suppose there is no " substitute " for a real yak

[MJB]

I'm surprised Snatcher hasn't been here wanting first dibs on the Yak hair for his flies. Any chance you could get 2 Yaks? One in Chartruese , the other in white ?