peter morton

Isn't that YOUR JOB they are advertising Newt???? :mad:

My black Carlton has 666 in the reg. One of our customers has L1BRA on her car,another has CLA55 and another has M1KES,which he is reputed to have paid £50,000 for Chanel (the perfume people) have a black transit with the plate NO5

Nice Gray, Number 3 for me

Steeplejack, No problem. Congratulations on the new baby A picture is worth a thousand words :cool:

Thanks Gaffer Singy,my point exactly Jim,my first visit to Elphicks was because my brother-in law who was returning to fishing after 15 years wanted somewhere where he and his son (6 years old) could catch a few fish. I think the smile on young Fraser's face says it all [ 24. September 2002, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: peter morton ]

The lakes at Elphicks are indeed relativly new. The reason for the "astroturf" in all the swims,is simply to stop them turning into swamps as the whole complex has clay banks. Plantation Lake. Despite this complex being so new, the local wildlife is starting to adapt to this,and you can find yourself being joined by the odd visitor! Gimme some corn! One shouldn't be too judgemental of new ventures,an awful lot of new planting has gone on around the lakes,which will need time to become established,The time to judge will be in about 4-5 years time when things have had some time to establish themselves.

Chesters, Win XP service pack1 will be on the DVD with the December issue of the WinXP mag,which should be in the shops aroundabout the 20th October.

This is the one that i've started for my club Hawthorne AC.

Budd, Have a look here :cool:

Hi Howard, Have a look here,it could do the trick....... kodak

Sorry Trogg, Before my time :cool:

DIAL 0800 SAVE THE WORLD

quote: Anybody remember world champion Dave Wessen? He went professional the year after he won the title and lasted about a year & last I heard he'd gone back to Australia. In fact Dave works for David Hall Publishing,and at the present time is the Editor of both Match Fishing & Advanced Pole Fishing.

Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies with sarcasm " Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the f#ckers have managed to nick a motorbike already."

Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies with sarcasm " Scouse eggs". The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the f#ckers have managed to nick a motorbike already."

Save your used 4pt and 6pt plastic milk containers,great for storing groundbait and pellets,unlike bags they don't split and leave the contents all over the bottom of your carryall.

Save your used 4pt and 6pt plastic milk containers,great for storing groundbait and pellets,unlike bags they don't split and leave the contents all over the bottom of your carryall.

Son of a Gun & Armour All,both great as pole lubricant. One little tip,totally imerse a new spool/winder of elastic in it,and then allow to dry.Really helps the elastic to slide freely. :cool:

Son of a Gun & Armour All,both great as pole lubricant. One little tip,totally imerse a new spool/winder of elastic in it,and then allow to dry.Really helps the elastic to slide freely. :cool:

Have sent you one via E-mail,that you are welcome to use if you want.

Have sent you one via E-mail,that you are welcome to use if you want.

41 years,and just getting into my stride

41 years,and just getting into my stride

Dragon, They may be a bit upset,as the match is on Wednesday :mad: :mad: :mad:

Dragon, They may be a bit upset,as the match is on Wednesday :mad: :mad: :mad: