chesters1

could be a pig in a poke re the camels what with watering ,the cost of bricks (very old joke) transportation to the uk import duty ,the red tape, getting the immigrants out of the humps and a fleet of trucks to your house your old man could be out of pocket ,as for sheep there just small change as for a yemeni do you work in private hospitals :confused: has he paid if not what the heck is he doing with all these animals in a hostel :confused: [ 06. March 2003, 08:49 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

thanks for mine nick the password is VERY good

theres 77 of mine which i doupt as its both a common christian and surname , i think now though (although i stopped their cookie) spam will follow with the CORRECT name :mad:

quote: whats a girl to do.. if your over 16 anything you wish well maybe not vote or drink or pass a driving test but for the rest maybe the much vaunted "flick" should quieten the porn owning members member as for the sheep theres 2 cows and a calf (calfs are very entertaining in play ) in the field behind us there yours for a quick bedbath

oysters used to be the staple diet of the poor unfortunatly they became a "fashionable" delicasy of the hoy paloy this with the mention of afrodisiac (please can we have a spellchecker elton ) swiftly took it from the poor to grace the tables of the rich HUGE piles of shells are found by archaeologists in support of this in their work in mediavel and before excavations as for eating carp (yuk) most of the lakes around here were made by the cistercian monks for the purpose of raising them ,they well may have had a way of disguising the taste (they were foreign) but may have endured it in the same way as wearing hair shirts [ 06. March 2003, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

quote: KoreaTimes `NK Missile Warhead Found in Alaska?.htm wasnt a london bus and a lancaster found on the moon as well quote: Chesters - which brits did you have in mind, The Celts, The Angles, The Saxons, The Normans, Scots, Welsh, Cornish, Manx? Let's go back to being ruled by the Romans. we may have been invaded a few times but even the power of the legions never tamed even the english research has found that when hadrians wall was built to keep out the northern ruffians a few ditches and dykes had to be built BEHIND the builders (the valum? i think) to keep the builders from being attacked from behind most cheiftans were buttered up with goodies and the "roman way" but peace was never a sure thing after the romans left everything returned to normal the other invaders the vikings ,jutes, scoti,angles and saxons etc (not in historical timeline) tended to attack ,pillage and depart ,though in later times tended to employ a less confrontal way and intermarried and intergrated this way, the normans came by force ,held by force and subducated their minions by cruelty , the landowners were norman their subjects still unbowed but through cruelty subservant , to this day this is the case although the norman ancestoried landowners can be counted on one hand (ish) france is more british through numerous conquerings than britain is french , now all is left is england ,the rest have regained partial independance

ive always been wary of "buying" names , who "owns" them :confused: who gave them to "own" :confused: how do i know in the mirriad of "sellers" that another "seller" isnt going to recognise its mine :confused: its a bit like that add in the paper " give a star a name " (the twinkly things at night over head ,not rolf or kylie etc) they can sell a "star name" but no-one will recognise its yours can anyone enlighten me to the real name owner :confused:

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quote: There was a Keith Floyd TV series about french cuisine, and in one programme he visited the Dordogne. To his surprise he found a small bleak-fishing industry there, where they go out and net bleak in vast quantities, which are then served up in a local dish, much as we would prepare whitebait. The fishermen there call them "L'0r de la Dordogne" (the gold of the Dordogne). bleak in victorian times was a source of mother of pearl i suspect the scales were the money making bit and enterprising french people concocted uses for the rest , french cooking is different to the brits , their "gravy" is full of herbs and other "masking" ingrediants wheres ours is ....well gravy the way they hide the muddyness of fish is to cover it with something stronger ,ours is to add chips

quote: I'm wondering if yoxer is really The Joker, reincarnated from another forum there are other forums where yoxer appears but as this is the ONLY forum where chesters1 apears , uniqeness ??? and bad spelling count in chesters1`s pole position

me too nick ,i may find a new intrepid to brag about , sorry to hear of your plight its even below chesters1 morals and there real low

does anyone know a supplier of pure bismuth shot (not an alloy) cheers

probably the coarse fishing forum

probably the coarse fishing forum

railways were always bad ,i worked in ec4 for ten months and never got a seat once and that was in the 60`s , all i can remember was the dugga dugga sound as we sat idle in clapham junction waiting as the time ticked away for the train to move , the new incentive of taking away trains to make the few remaining run on time is a great idea so long as you make platforms 1/2 a mile long to fit in more carriages, a similar incentive was used in 1969 by beeching but on a larger scale

remember though from past post that chesters is a nuclear capable poster (with deleted posts to prove it) at the moment his wmd are in the workshop having their payloads upgraded ,watch out young yoxer like saddam i could go out with a bang as the saying goes theres life in the old dog yet ,i have had 4000 more posts than you to improve my backstabbing posting potential [ 05. March 2003, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

quote: I have no idea if the US was ever generally liked by other nations. Nor do I think it matters since in the end, a nation has to look after it's own self-interest so "liking" or "not liking" another nation has about the same value as a bucket of warm spit. yuk i dont like buckets of spit at all hate ( or racism) is what makes the world go round , its called tribalism only nowadays the tribes are a bit bigger , if a person truly loves his country (or tribe) then other tribes (or countries ,races ,religeon ,colour etc) become a threat , i can see nothing wrong with hate nor racism nor religeous intolerance ,it works both ways , anyone can call me what they like but dont get upset when i answer in kind its a small step up from animal herd and hareem instinct , treat outsiders with caution better still kill them to preserve your genes as for europe i dont give a toss so long as im not in it ,bring back fortress britain to preserve the brits [ 05. March 2003, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

i bow to yoxer ,he has supplied a few "quotes" to his "spleen venting" wheras mine are all lies ,misquotes , and downright spitefull ( but not personal) to everyone ,hail yoxer king of rant

your right john s (whoops) .... ok maybe not rolf then [ 05. March 2003, 08:19 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

GGGAAAAFFFFEEERRRR its for you

why not join Farnham AS ,lots of waters open ,its £58 a year + joining fee (£20) so its cheap in the long term ,but wait till april a pensioner joined a fortnight ago (with just 6 weeks left on the permit ) it was cheaper than paying day ticket fees in the same period [ 05. March 2003, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

quote: I emailed the Head Bailiff who replied saying it is closed season on the full length of the Basingstoke canal. So I better get out there quick and bang out some more perch! i thought it WAS a fat stream

whenever a person goes missing and is found dead in a ditch (or whatever) the body is always found by a person walking a dog empty all the dog sanctuaries and issue them to police persons and get them to walk them when someone disapears police frogmen scour neibouring ponds and canals ,why not have a permanent police frogman doing it all the time ,they would be great for stirring up swims for tench and retrieving snagged tackle ,this activity would deter would be body dumpers from the place and could make them put the stiff somewhere else so the police dog walkers could find them. when looking for clues police use sticks to probe the undergrowth and crawl on their knees looking for clues ,why not have a permanent police presence with a strimmer ,while he`s walking his dog he could strim the country side thus giving no undergrowth for the hoodlum to hide evidence and a firm sward for his police friends to crawl on when looking for evidence police pick all sorts of litter and put it in bags ,if the dog walking strimmer using police person comes across litter he could pick it up "just in case". when doing investigations the police may seek dna from members of the public why not set up a georgeus uninhibited female policewoman in a small room in every street and encourage members of the public to leave "samples" at regular intervals when arrested your house may be searched for items not your own ,why not have a policeman in every house tidying it up, anything new could be veiwed with suspician as he puts it away in its proper place . [ 05. March 2003, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

code: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I like Australians and isnt that libel i like rolf and kylie , but when i go to a pub the last thing i want to hear is the wail of an ossie send them all home and fry them ,as for libel ,sue me

dont mention grey squirrels ,i am making some money (well hazel nuts )"smuggling" asylem seeking greys into the brownsea island (land of milk and honey) in the false bottom of my boat , my adders to ireland smuggling was a failure tho ,the snakes couldnt run fast enough to get over the motorway :mad: as for hedgehogs just ethnically cleans the island ,put them in a lorry and drop them off at dover itl give bored drivers on the m20 something to hit [ 05. March 2003, 07:14 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]