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  1. no its called beginners luck notice how you are falling down the list already
  2. how can wetlands be of use to anyone :confused: either drain them or dig holes in them for peat then fish them
  3. theres a close season :confused: i thought river danglers just liked paying 25% more than pond lovers (25% = only fishing 9 months wheras ponds =12 months)
  4. the fact is they may have gone but the pictures are fake ,there are several plausible statements that the camera used couldnt be used with space gloves on and the film wouldnt work in the temperatures moonside also who took the pictures of the lander taking off
  5. in a car chase no matter how fast your going you always have another gear . bullets can richochet of car body work and windows people can move faster than a laser beam thus dodging them. a machine gunner always starts shooting from behind a fleeing person. all people can shoot a rider of a horse without harm to the steed. six shooters were acurate at 100yds indians always circle anticlockwise ,never at night and if the chief gets killed they all go home computers always have writing never crash and beep on every keypress young boy children can use a laptop connected to a card with a miriad of wires to break into any known security device. a yale lock can be picked by anyone in 2 seconds all aliens languages can be turned into english by a translator so good that the aliens mouth movements are also in english. bullets never smash the bone on contact with an arm enabling the wounded good guy to wear a sling at the end of the scene people stand within 6 feet of their door so they can answer it within 5 secs ,this also applies to the phone all scrapyards contain cars with perfectly working engines ,they also contain boats ,sails , rope , brand new box section in several lenghts ,landrovers in variose engine sizes and perfect body work,proof?????? watch scrapyard challenge [ 17. November 2002, 05:39 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]
  6. Can I also start the conspiracy theory that she is NOT dead, the Home Secretary has released her, and knowing what a disaster that would be politically he has made up this fake death plan and they are going to let her live out her days in another Country under a false name!!!! never mind another country ,just another county ,there seems to be a bit of a problem with the courts and their sentences of hindly being extended ,the way round it is for the courts to give 5 life sentences (one for each child) SERVED ONE AFTER THE OTHER it would work with all other crimes as well instead of say 45 offences taken into consideration maybe the bad boy would think differently if each crime was awarded a prison term and then each one was paid for in prison time one after the other ,why give them 5 years for nicking 5 cars with 20 taken into consideration ,when you could put them away for 25 years ,makes sense to me [ 16. November 2002, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]
  7. soldier of fortune2 is very good ,similar to moa but more thinking needed
  8. watch you dont trip over that carp behind you
  9. i was going to suggest reinstalling within windows using the "add and remove software" program in my computer ,but for the life of me i cannot recall the two programs to leave running after closing down the rest , now i`m on xp i cannot remember 98 ,how quick we forget
  10. or the docter and patient position , the doctor prescribes an asprin for the wifes headache but ends up having to be patient i always though foreplay was something to do with golf
  11. mmmmmm fried eggs , never had the feeder/breeder urge (large t**s ,large hips) i like em small mmmmm sweet
  12. chesters1

    My boats

    thats nothing newt, us brits go fishing on these i have seen this one on the A3 just north of guildford the rest are here http://www.cummfybanana.com/cars/car_casuallofa.htm
  13. christmas is for kids ,ours were told father christmas didnt exist before they were five we even had a letter from their first school because of parents objections when their little johnie went home and told their parents some rough kids said santa was a lie i cant see the point of having a 60 watt bulb then blotting all the light out with stupid decorations ,at christmas the kids got their presents in the full knowledge that it was their parents that provided them not some chap in a red suite . my mum on the other hand always decorated the house even when it was just her and my old man :confused:
  14. if its like our one its out visiting the fields
  15. i only wish we had some gunboats ,out of our 3 carriers only 1 is fit for duty ,we no longer rule the waves, even little iceland in the cod wars won and their gunboats were converted trawlers
  16. whatever a 100g perch looks like :confused: is it the same as a bushel (whats the metric equiv of a bushel)
  17. i hear in the queens speach today reference to the new euro subdivision of england ,looks like more civil servents needed for the now 3 tier governing ,england will disapear :mad: also in doing a bit of research into silver hallmarks i notice that in 1999 our tradition of hallmarking has also been usurped ,until then only silver with british hallmarks was classed as silver all foreign rubbish was "white metal" this has died now any old rubbish is silver :mad: January 1999 ? European Hallmarking "From 1 January 1999 new legislation has brought the British hallmarking system in line with the rest of Europe. Until now, only wares containing a minimum of 925 part per thousand of pure silver were hallmarked and allowed to be referred to as silver. The new legislation allows a wider range of purity to be hallmarked in the UK as silver. This includes imported silver, such as the 800 standard which is popular in Scandinavia. The Customs Act of 1842 stipulated that all silver imported to the UK was to be assayed and marked in a UK assay office, also backdated 42 years to 1800. From 1904 the imported silver head to be marked with the relevant standard in decimal. There is no longer a requirement for every piece imported into the UK to be stamped with British hallmarks as marks from a recognised European country are acceptable." europe here we come ,referendum no chance were almost there , will we replace foxhunting with euro funded bull fighting :mad:
  18. if broadband is having 2 lines to your property :confused: (yes i live in a small village without it) bt is under no lawfull requirement to give 2 just to you ,the other may be farmed out to another subscriber errr allegedly (i saw a write up somewhere) on the other hand i could be confused about modern technology due to the fact we have 2 busses a day (mind you it was 2 a week 10 years ago) AH technology
  19. its not called community service nowadays its called (by blair) community punishment , its just the same as comunity service ,work hard when your watched ,lark about and cadge cups of tea from old ladies whose garden your cleaning , but now the word punishment is used the general public think that its hard labour in disquise ,its not ,hard labour is building new prisons for future crims or gang work under constant supervision doing usefull work not cleaning gutters so the council can cut back on street cleaners :mad:
  20. you go to "my profile" then "veiw/update profile" the avatar choosing thingy should be there ,if not in a few more posts it will be
  21. chesters1

    Bait Pumps

    get a solid steel fork you wont break that as for your back just carrying the fork about will toughen that up
  22. the death of the head of the organisation ,that ofcourse is mr blair who`s ultimatly responsible for all bad things either through his activity or non activity in all things ,after all ignorance is not an excuse in law. just because he`s not at every port , aerodrome and train station searching for fish is not an excuse :mad: on the other hand its a criminal offence ,all proceeds ,items bought with proceeds and items used to procure proceeds are forfit ,and ofcourse the family living in houses bought on the proceeds are guilty to for harbouring the perpitrator , send them to devils island ....no wait we probably would have to pay to go there for a holiday ,send them to sheppy
  23. unless of course you combine the two ,just sit round your aquarium with realisticly scaled down fishing tackle and bait ,maybe a matchstick as rod etc whilst a friend sprays water in your face with a plant sprayer ,maybe another could use a hairdryer set on cold to simulate wind ,now and again emptying out half the water could simulate a drought whilst freezer blocks floating on the surface winter ,to spice things up a drop of cooking oil could simulate an oil spill ,looks good to me and clean harmless fun in the privacy of your home
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