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  1. midges phone the forretsry comission local to where your going they will tell you what there people use
  2. jees man this is cool i can see my car outside my house.
  3. A man, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on an uninhabited island. After being there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful the man had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to the evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman cautiously and whispered in her ear.... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?" [ 29. July 2005, 07:28 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]
  4. From (fatima_adisa011@yahoo.com) I am writting this letter with due respect and heartful of tears since we have not known or met ourselves previously.I am asking for your assistance after I have gone through a profile that speaks good of you. I will be so glad if you can allow and lead me to the right channel towards your assistance to my situation now. I will make my proposal well known if I am given the opportunity. I would like to use this opportunity to introduce myself to you. well, i am miss Fatima Adisa 22years old girl and I know that this proposal might be a surprise to you but do consider it as an emmergency.In nutshell, My (late) father REV,Adisa Peter was the managing Director of Rainbow Gold and Diamond Mine company in (KENEMA) Liberia. But he was killed along side with my mother during the longing civil war and all his properties was totally destroyed.However, after their death I managed to escape with a very important document (DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE (US$6.7m)Six million Seven Hundred Thousand U.S Dollars deposited by my late father in A SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY)which i am the next of kin. Meanwhile,i am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn personality to help me transfer the money over to his country and into his possession pending my arrival to meet with him. Furthermore,you can contact the company for onfirmation and i will issue a letter of authorisation on your name,that will enable the security company to deal with you on my behalf.I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me or take me as your wife and manage the money.Conclusively,i wish you send me a reply immediately as soon as you recieve this proposal, please write me back through this email address (fatima_adisa011@yahoo.com) Until then,i remain with the best Regards Miss Fatima. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com
  5. use a nut splitter the dimond type if you can still gt one it will remove it in 10 secs even if you knack the threads a new stud only cost acopple of €uros or £ounds.
  6. fedd the cat some lilly pollen that will stop it permenently i hate cats
  7. my god here was me thinkin it was some kind of porche LOL
  8. hi ok first scan doc save to my pictures, if using outlook express click create mail then format, click rich text, then insert, click picture from my picture then click ok in the top right of the popup box thats it your picture will be in the main body of the email. good luck..
  9. ram ,graphics card, motherboard, could be a virus could be lots of things get an expert onto it NOT PC World wouldn't give them a commedore 64 to play with. try a local pc shop that someone you know has used before. good luck.
  10. get smart leave a spare key with a trustworthy neighbour
  11. cant add me i won't don't use msn to meny flaws etc
  12. A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds,biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?" Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool.
  13. don't matter what it is be affraid very affraid it might bite your a$$
  14. A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.
  15. i would rather run a pc with no av than norton or mcafee both full of bugs norton 2004 cost me £50000 in lost revenue due to its lack of updates, totaly inadequate virus/trojan abilitys try zonealarm pro $23.00 inc vat in uk both av and firewall download page
  16. i get them sometimes from an e mail addy i used about 6 years ago the isp was taken over by tiscali , i sent them info on this got no reply i havent used tiscali for years just get an email picture of an envolope no sender or subject so i right click and check with av scanner comes back possible virus/trojan every time just delete them ...
  17. now i could show a picture of my piercing but i would get barred from the boards [ 10. July 2005, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]
  18. hi norrie nice toy would go well with mine 39M Concrete Pump (150k) The “longest” boom on 3 axles is a four-fold roll-and-fold placing boom. The S39 SX is equipped with the innovative and fast SX-H stabilization system, i.e. Super X arc stabilizers in front and perpendicular H stabilizers at the rear made possible due to the Schwing anti-torsion frame principle. This concept does not only result in short set-up times, but is also space-saving. The strong heart of the S39 SX is composed of the pumping cylinders with their hydrostatic drive and of the concrete pipe switch, the so-called Rock Valve.
  19. norrie is it for the engine or the car in general.
  20. didn't you see my post before you wed!! aw well congrats anyway.
  21. no astras have metal impellors if you do change the pump change the 'o' ring at the same time , you say its a new rad , did you use stop leek or any other kind of cr*p before you renewed the rad?
  22. are you loosing water? when did you last change the antifreeze/summercoolant? vauxhalls require this every 2 years otherwise they overheat. is the radiator hot on one side & cold on the other ? [ 08. July 2005, 11:23 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]
  23. [ 08. July 2005, 06:57 PM: Message edited by: pumphypete ]
  24. cranfield this might sound harsh but £50..per month,very expencive consider asking the vet to put the dog to sleep steroids dont do the dog much good in the long term thay can knacker vital orgins etc.
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