nigelnibbles

when it gets to things like you cannot use words such as blackboard (funny how most schools now have "whiteboards" and nobody says anything) and how baa baa black sheep is seen as discriminatory, and golly wogs etc etc but rap artists, and not normal people, are allowed to use the word "nigger" it makes you wonder who's side the PC lot are on then PC has no place in society

hate warm milk, has to be very cold on my cereal,

hey nathan, bring us back some twinkys

also whats needed is to remove magistrates who are to soft and take heed of a sob story, lets get some magistrates with some balls

no, sorry, i would go for the water . . . . . then i would go for the chicks with big t*ts, it would only put an extra half mile on the journey

was just wondering if its worth trying without the expense of forking out for a fly rod/reel combo

thinking back to last summer and the river pond i fished, i noticed that as dusk was falling a lot of fish were coming up and taking what i assume were small flies/insects on the surface. it got me thinking, what if i fished using a small carp surface controller float, put a dry fly on the end of my line, and fished a dry fly on the surface 1. would it work 2. would i need to vasaline the end of the line to stop it sinking. 3. has anyone tried it, or any variation to it :confused: :confused:

welcome back homer try and find a sears, thats where i got my stuff, i paid $69 ten years ago for a mitchell rod and reel combo(with other bits) still using the reel for beachcasting, and the rod i've used for everything from uptiding, pier, beach, piking, float. and ive caught my biggest fish on it. oh and by the way nathan, if you smoke dont ask anyone where you can get any fags from

was going to fish south ferriby sluice gates for flatties and possibly eels

MARY HAD A LITLE LAMB SHE ALSO HAD A DUCK SHE PUT THEM ON A MANTLE PIECE TO SEE IF THEY WOULD..........make friends oh I say matron THEIR WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM LEEDS WHO SWALLOWED A PACKET OF SEEDS GREATS TUFTS OF GRASS SPANG OUT FROM HIS AR** AND HIS B*****KS WERE COVERED IN WEEDS

hi alan if you have to take it twice a day it sounds like your on a steriod one(brown), ask if you can have a blue one(salbutamol)as well, this can be taken when you are just feeling wheezy, and you can take it as many times as you like as its virually impossible to overdose on it. my son needs one of these whenever he comes to visit because animals bring on his ashma, and he finds it helps a lot.

hi has anyone got the tide times/height for friday/saturday 9/10th april thanks

quote: [/qb] Stop Stop Stop, It's got out of hand. [/QB] yep, fraid so John, but thats what happens on here

happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear jean and getting all that new gear i'm feeling quite green.

yeh, nathan, wheres homer gone

talking of bad adverts, does anyone remember the old Budweiser adverts which featured the chameleons in the swamp, they must rate as one of the classic ad campaigns, always had me laughing, shame they finished them what does everyone else think.

got to go with the tescos's one, boring and pointless, :mad: :mad:

Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you ********. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Screw the sucker, he's only an egg." Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its ass and turned it's wool to nylon Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

oops, sorry i'm not really thick, just bloody blind i think

quote: They are full of pesticides and heavy metals these days Tight Lines - leon [/QB] thats why the haggis's fall down the mountains then, all that metal in them

out of curiosity, how does one check how many posts you have made, in my profile it only shows the last 50 posts, would be nice to see how many posts one has made :confused:

oh well, that will teach us all to have dirty minds

roots and tenko, the borgias and i'm sure there was one when i was younger called "how the west was won" or something like that

cosmos the blue planet the world at war