little onions

piston.

Sorry you get mixed up between Little Feathers and me - the clue is in the avatar and what I was wearing when we met you at the airport!!!! Hope you're feeling better now, spotty.

Puff......pant.....gasp.....Sorry, can't stop long!

Happy birthday, Dave! Love, Onions. x

Belated happy birthday wishes, Newt. Hope you're restored to full health very soon, Love, Onions. xxxxx

Fantastic news, Norrie. What a beautiful baby - he's almost as gorgeous as my new grandson, Jakey, born on Jan 3rd. Fab start to '05. Congratulations from all the Onions.

Wishing you and yours a joyous and peaceful Yule.

If you fancy a change from Christmas pudding, mince pies etc., try this, it's very quick and easy and everyone will think you're a genius.... Ingredients. Pint and a half of double cream. 2 ounces soft muscavado sugar. 2 ounces caster sugar three quarters of a pint of cooking sherry 4 packs chocolate chip cookies. 4 Cadbury's flakes. Method Whip the double cream 'til it's good and stiff! Stir in the sugars with a wooden spoon. Pour the sherry into a suitable bowl. Dip two cookies into the sherry, let 'em soak for a couple of seconds. Sandwich the cookies together and place them in a suitable dish. Keep dipping cookies into the sherry and sandwiching them together with the cream until all the cookies are used up. You should have some cream left. Spread the remaining cream over the cookies and crumble the flakes on top. Make this the day before and leave it in the 'fridge for all the flavours to blend. It takes about 20 mins. to make this. It freezes well and is FAB eaten half frozen. Try it - you'll love it!

See?

I don't mind, but Feathers might not like having ten years slapped on her! Easy mistake to make, we share a brain. Glad you had a good time and that your trip wasn't weathered off. If it's any consolation, Clevedon pier was f-f-f-f-freezing. Took Mick half an hour to find the necessaries to take a pee when we got back to the pub!

Alan, you've got your feathers and onions crossed!

P.S. A doggy is NOT just for Christmas - it's a bloody good position all year round!!!

fashion!

NO, it's KNOTTTTT!

I'm with you on this one, Corydoras. A joyful Yule to you.

spinner

fire

Probably, ziggy. Not sure about the Sunday Sport though!

My main concern was for the dollies and the pins. Chesters has proven himself indestructible!

"Silent Night"?

Of course - I have no choice, my lamb. Bad forces (are you listening, Chesters????), must always be returned to source and dealt with accordingly. (If he mentions HP, HEINZ or CROSSE & BLACKWELL my bromstick will tangle with the sound barrier) - Feel Safer?????

I worry about you lot sometimes!

No, no, nooooooooo, Chesters. Naughty boy! Now - please replace all your torturers' resources CAREFULLY and be a nice Prince of Darkness. We don't want to resort to the wax dollies and pins,do we?

Exquisite!