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five bellies

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  1. Curly wurleys used to be bigger and made from proper toffee! Wagon wheels where a lot bigger.
  2. Whats even worse is the tourtured screams of Beans and Brussells after they have been eaten!
  3. I can not say I have noticed, Its always been a bugger to spread, but on toast with proper butter its great! Im going to have to check your findings and get back to you
  4. I cant stand the women I dont Know the old man so I cant comment, But................ surely Him and I arn't the only people in the world to watch a skin flick are we. Mistakes do happen just maybe its a mistake, Hypocracy is a strange word when used around legal porn and mastibation I have never met any Honist man who hasnt seen one nor had one off the wrist.. Give the Brother a break
  5. Good show Tony thanks for the heads up! Fuma sushi No Thanks
  6. Chesters is the thread size important? it seems that the parts go together to make a press and Puller a bit of old steam 2" steam barrel and a G cramp would effect the same result, I find it odd that the internal diameter of that Bush houseing would be imperial what with Volvos being Europian cars, can you make the same rig in Metric eqivalant parts? Try googleing Yateson Stainless they do mild steel fittings as well.
  7. A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!" This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!" "That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh ****. It's started."
  8. We did have for years! untill the the forming of the National black police assosisation, if the Police Federation had done its job properly in the early days, one association would have fitted the bill excuse the pun. as for the joke even an old lefty like me would struggle finding that offensive
  9. Man Flu - The Facts... 1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*. *(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.) 2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too. 3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' – which, if a man caught, he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half and compete in all other kinds of manly activities. 4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain they are in. 5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place m uch quicker if their simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea are met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done it 6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast). 7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this > sense, they are the greatest heroes this country has ever known. 8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head literally fell off. 9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than He-Man, The Thundercats and The A-Team combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines' like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of Man-Flu. 10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it is a commonly recognised medical fact that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has remarkable soothing powers. Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women, all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea, some kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just maybe, we'll beat this monstrous disease together.
  10. Bloke on holiday in Amsterdam asks for the fattest ugliest they have with saggy t!ts and a f*#ny like a ripped out fireplace.. brothel owner says;"feeling kinky tonight sir?" man says; "no, just homesick!"
  11. A marrage guidance counsellor to couple:"tell me somthing both of you have in common?" Husband after a long awkward silence: "well neither of us s&*ks C#@kS!" _________________
  12. The City is grim it is Peeing down, You look after that Neck mate youve had enough exitement this year to last a lifetime
  13. I agree One hundred percent with all those comments.
  14. Good to Hear Tony I better get the fly rods dusted down.
  15. We will all be taxed hienasly for years now who else will pay for all these bail outs? it will only get worse I can see a summer of civil unrest akin to the poll tax riots
  16. The awnser has got to be No, I have no philosophical dilema on this one it is proven inafective, secondly most inteligence would be of no use after 24 hrs any way.
  17. I cant see what the issue is? the sport is what is financed not the person one of those bikes is worth as much as a family car, that withstanding these athletes ruin thier bodys for the sport plenty end up in obscurity, Would you rather we as a Sporting nation remain a laughing stock. our expenditure on sport and the promotion of sport for our young is paultry compared to other countrys. allso the National Lottery money is and always has been used for the development of the Arts,Culture and sport. What is it with us British the moment someone makes it or makes somthing of thier self we start digging them a hole? it bewilders me.
  18. There you lads I told you it would be the making of him. Well done Amir very well done!
  19. Sorry about your wind mate! Well done on the fags though!
  20. Yes I have, percusion intruments are played by quite a few hearing impared poeple.
  21. If groups wernt targeted, Charity would be non existant, by definition I dont begrudge a few Bob to A lonley old Women Asian or other wise Why would I, If I couldnt afford it I wouldnt do it. Obsene is a strange chioce of word to decribe acts of kindness, As a white striaght healthy English/Irish male who has never had a hand out is his life I realise that I am not first in line for Charity of any sort that pleases me, I am thankfull that I dont need help not bitter that other poeple do.
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