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Two comments overheard today:

 

It wasn't his fault - the wall wasn't 10 yards back! To which I replied 'This season it wouldn't matter how far back it was, he can't aviod hitting it.'

 

He isn't making much of an impression this season!


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Two comments overheard today:

 

It wasn't his fault - the wall wasn't 10 yards back! To which I replied 'This season it wouldn't matter how far back it was, he can't aviod hitting it.'

 

He isn't making much of an impression this season!

 

I thought he made quite an impression on the tunnel, looking at the wreckage of his car.

 

Perhaps he thought he was in Monaco, pressed the loud pedal and was listening to the wail of that engine when he hit some ice, so easily done in one's supercar when one is distracted.


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i reckon he was speeding and lost control the car after been distracted by some blonde bird in another car. Shame didn't the wall harder enough!


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A tad cruel Andrew, I think to wreck the car and escape unharmed is a much nicer way then closing the road to commuters whilst the plod crawl on their hands and knees for a day or so looking for a reason to explain a fatal accident don't you?


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You're right, he's a shunt

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An eyewitness said:- " it was obvious he wasn't injured 'cos after he got out he grabbed his ankle and rolled over four times" :D

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You lot are really sharp today. :rolleyes::lol:

 

I think he is very lucky to have walked away from that wreckage.

 

lyn

 

PS. Maybe it was another attempt at getting 'Fergie' to sell him off in the January transfers :rolleyes:


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Or maybe,just maybe, the nearside front wheel came adrift?

 

We must wait and see.

 

Den


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Or maybe,just maybe, the nearside front wheel came adrift?

 

 

Or a puncture

 

I remember driving behind an L driver who suddenly turned sharply right.

 

"I didn't realise there was a driveway just there" I thought,

 

The L driver hit an earth bank - smashed in his right front wing.

 

"No, there isn't"

 

It was down to a tyre burst. At least there was a happy ending. Neither the driver nor his passenger were injured, and my "To whom it may concern" letter resulted in a full payout from his insurance.


 

 

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