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Will it be a kebab on the way home or a pot noodle when you get in ?

 

If this conundrum has caused you (Elton) literally seconds of delema, you problems are solved.

 

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Doner Kebab Pot Noodle launches weekend 28/29th March ! :drunk:

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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OI OI,

Donner kebab EVERYTIME yum yum.

BILL.........nemo mortalium omnibus horis sapit,

 

 

 

 

ENGLAND & ST GEORGE, C,MON

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BRUMMIE IN EXSILE..........yo aint sin me roite

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I hate Pot Noodle but love Donner Kebap's - just not the filthy horrible "Donner Kebab" things that you get in the UK.

Give me a real Kebap from a street vendor in Istanbul or Bursa with fresh salad, slices of charcoal grilled spiced lamb in a proper bread loaf and I'm a happy boy.

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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Does it come with salad and extra chilli sauce?

 

Janet

 

Spilled down your clothes, and on your shoes.

 

I bet it succeeds on the other side affect of having a donner kebab, namely that your mouth and breath tastes like you've been eating dog food ! :yucky:

 

Rob.

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I hate Pot Noodle but love Donner Kebap's - just not the filthy horrible "Donner Kebab" things that you get in the UK.

Give me a real Kebap from a street vendor in Istanbul or Bursa with fresh salad, slices of charcoal grilled spiced lamb in a proper bread loaf and I'm a happy boy.

Caspian Kebabs, Bedford Place, Southampton. The donner meat is average but there other kebabs are :thumbs:

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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dont eat donners it isnt meat but fly crap piled up on a greasy stick ,never had a pizza the topping is found outside kebab shops on sunday mornings :yucky:

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

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dont eat donners it isnt meat but fly crap piled up on a greasy stick ,never had a pizza the topping is found outside kebab shops on sunday mornings :yucky:
Can't beat a home made pizza mate.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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i have cheese on toast its near enough :D

i certainly wouldnt buy one although my mrs likes them for some strange reason ,i prefer taste in my cheese

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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You are all wrong!

 

After a pint or two there is nothing to beat old-fashioned cod'n chips

 

Protein rich and tasty cod, and some of your "five a day" veggie products included as a bonus

 

Veg 1 Chips

Veg 2 Peas

Veg 3 Lemon slices (actually I opted for Malt Vinegar instead)

 

T'other two are represented by beer and baccy.

 

At a time when the eco-panicers are telling us to lay off cod, I was pleased to receive formal recognition of my cod-eating prowess, in the form of a certificate.

 

BTW I simply ordered a large cod and chips, and cleaned my plate up as my grandma taught me - I had no idea I had won a certificate thereby - apparently it is unusual in this wasteful day and age to actually finish what is on your plate

 

 

 

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RNLI Governor

 

World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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