not a good night

[captain cojones]

ever had one of those nights when everything you do seems to turn bad?

mine started this evening when a "friend" dropped round a plastic tub of their home made pesto...an hour later i cooked some pasta up, mixed the pesto sauce and sat down in front of the t.v with a beer...one mouthful later, it was in the bin..SH1TE!..next job..carry the big sack of dog poo from the garden to the communal bins..

no problem till i went through our back gate, put the sack down to shut the gate, and turned back to see 30kilos of dried dog sh1te cascading down our steps and down the(steeply sloping)steet...SH1TE...after i cleaned it up,(and me),i decided to fish around in the freezer for a ready meal, cooked it up,tasted funny, looked at the packet...out of date by one month..SH1TE!SH1TE,SH1TE!!!!!!!!

just been down the shop and bought 2 kitkats,

no problems so far!!!!

dave

[Sportsman]

It was ***** then

[Snatcher]

Been their Captain and got the t-shirt.It seems that on some days the whole world conspires against you

 

The good news is there is always light at the end of the tunnel Chin up

[Newt]

Snatcher:

The good news is there is always light at the end of the tunnel

Ah - but the way his luck is running, the light at the end of the tunnel would be mounted on the front of a speeding train sharing the tunnel with him.

[five bellies]

CC,

 

30 Kilos of poo, How bigs your bloody dog?

[captain cojones]

five bellies:

CC,

 

30 Kilos of poo, How bigs your bloody dog?

[five bellies]

Now thats a dog that looks likes it needs a 30 kilo dump.

[Vagabond]

Oh gosh Gasp

 

That dog's expression - Five Bellies is right

[chevin]

That dog is a barrel on legs!!!!

[Emz]

Thats not a dog! Its a bear

 

Oh god, what a night