argyll 0 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 Just make sure its switched off by 10pm Dean. 'I've got a mind like a steel wassitsname' Link to post Share on other sites
Ken L 1026 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 Untortunatly Newt, If you were to do that in the UK, even were I kinky enough to be a willing participant (I'm not in case you're getting worried) the boys in blue would arrest you and prosecute you for assault. All of thins thanks to some really strange legal precident set after "Operation Spanner" a few years ago. BTW, I feel a thread hijack comming on. Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike. Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace. Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel. Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp. Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak. Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub. Link to post Share on other sites
deanbmw 2 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 argyll: Just make sure its switched off by 10pm Dean. lol..full blast in here now Never test the depth of water with both feet. Stuff work go fishing. Link to post Share on other sites
Alan Stubbs 1 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 Big Brother? I'd sooner read the George Orwell version. At least it had some merit in contrast to the 'make a D-List celeb for 2 weeks' rubbish. This is a signature, there are many signatures like it but this one is mine Link to post Share on other sites
n4lly 91 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 Alan, this tripe is on for 11 weeks Link to post Share on other sites
ayjay 492 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 I'm ready with the hammer if anyone wants their scrotum nailed down. I can offer a full professional service,(that includes a blindfold for me in the event that you're a bit shy of showing your dangly bits.) You can even choose your hammer; select from a Warrington pin hammer, 20 oz Estwing claw hammer, 24 oz Stanley Steelmaster, 28 oz Estwing Framing hammer, or we can go full on macho with the 1st fix Paslode. Link to post Share on other sites
JackPike 0 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 nope i dont like reallity Tv they must of ran out of ideas for programmes He who simply trys, Is not trying hard enuff Link to post Share on other sites
awaaar 0 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 RIGHT! - hows this?... Give them drugs, leave weapons dotted around the house....give them limited food, and light....(so they don't know what time of day it is) and get those speakers that can target individual people, target one of them, and tell them things...bad things, that perhaps, they shouldn't know... OOPS - wrong thread, sorry [ 31. May 2005, 08:50 AM: Message edited by: awaaar ] "I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy." - WC Fields Link to post Share on other sites
rob.i 0 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 ayjay: I'm ready with the hammer if anyone wants their scrotum nailed down. I can offer a full professional service,(that includes a blindfold for me in the event that you're a bit shy of showing your dangly bits.) You can even choose your hammer; select from a Warrington pin hammer, 20 oz Estwing claw hammer, 24 oz Stanley Steelmaster, 28 oz Estwing Framing hammer, or we can go full on macho with the 1st fix Paslode. impressive selection of hammers havent you got a nail gun when you think you know everything think again.... Link to post Share on other sites
ayjay 492 Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 Originally posted by rob.i: impressive selection of hammers havent you got a nail gun Originally posted ayjay: or we can go full on macho with the 1st fix Paslode. :cool: Link to post Share on other sites
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