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I keep reading in the papers that Victoria Beckham has given birth to her third child.I didn't realise that she has ever given birth.She's had a few kids removed from her.If she had gone through what my missus did (five times)then she would know what childbirth was.Or am I just old fashioned?

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You are right mate she is just a spoiled tart who thinks that just cos she has oodles of dosh she is better than everybody else. She found her match in el thicko mind!

 

 

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Cruz - whatca reckon, desicrating a church alter or whilst on a baoting holliday ?

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Who actually knows enough about the Beckhams to make such definitive judgements, then? Have any of us met them, or spent time in their company?

 

Or, do we form our opinions from the garbage we 'read' in the tabloids and the odd glimpse on the telly? Come on, be honest. Who really knows enough about them to say what and who they are?

 

When you lot are world famous millionaire types, you'd better hope that the oikery doesn't condemn you on such a flimsy basis.

 

So, think on before you do the lottery tonight.

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And I bet that Becks can spell better than KenL :P

 

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Beckham tackles from behind and shoots in the back of the box again eh?

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yo: wordbender i met her in harrods shes an arrogent biatch & stuck up with it aswell

thinks because shes go £££££ shes better than the rest of us her so called body guards a as hard as tick turds.

he's a bit better at least he say hi when you meet him in the lift he never bothered me for my autograph.

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pumphypete:

yo: wordbender i met her in harrods shes an arrogent biatch & stuck up with it aswell

thinks because shes go £££££ shes better than the rest of us ...

Anyone ever met YOU on a bad day, mate?

 

Due to circumstances getting me down, lately, I recently found myself attempting to pull a driver out of his car via the window for flicking the finger at me. That's not like me at all but I bet that driver thinks he knows what sort of person I am.

 

The fact is, 'meeting someone in Harrods' doesn't mean you know what they're like. That takes time and experience, surely?

 

Anyway, let's hope we're not always judged so hastily by people who know little about us, eh?

 

All the best.

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